Punch Your Bitch Ticket

When an individual deciedes to take their own life because they can't go on anymore.

Just because they are picking on you doesn't mean you should punch your bitch ticket.

by Papa_Ghede January 28, 2017

Ticket to the Gun Show

A courageous act where a bro walks up to a girl in a bar/club/party and says, "Hey baby, you want a ticket to the gunshow?" Then, before the girl can answer, he pulls down his pants, turns around, and bends over, thus revealing to the world his own penis stuffed inside his butthole.

Bro 1: "Hey bro, see that girl over there? I'm gonna go give her a ticket to the gun show"
Bro 2: "Dude you don't have the balls to do that."
Bro 1: "Watch me." *walks up to the girl* "Hey bitch, you want a ticket to the gun show?" *Pulls down pants revealing his dick-filled butthole* "BOOM! LOCKED AND LOADED!"

by DieAtTheSameTime September 5, 2011

Dick Tickle

A strange word for a handjob, often involving a gentle finger tickle on the shaft of a penis.

Hannah gave me a dick tickle last night and I almost farted because I laughed so hard!

by JesusMcGyver January 7, 2009

Ticket Master

Another Word For The Police

Dude 1:Hey You Should Pull Over The Ticket Master Is On Your Tail.
Dude 2: Shit.

by Charla Nolasco September 26, 2008

Tickle Snax

The appropriate food for Thundercleese's fish, Mr. Tickles, in "The Brak Show". Instead of feeding Mr. Tickles exactly three milligrams of Tickle Snax, he feeds him three ham omelet and he goes belly up.

I should have stuck to feeding Mr. Tickles his Tickle Snax! Now he's dead!!!

by Mc Rere Delicious May 16, 2010

tickle the begonia

Female masturbation, particularly tickling the clitoris.

She said that she'd rather stay home and tickle the begonia than go out with him.

by Scoot'r42 March 16, 2009

Parking Ticket

Condom found still inside of or hanging out of a woman's vagina upon waking up in the morning. Usually caused by continuing the sexual act after ejaculation.

Had the best drunken sex with the hot chick from the bar last night, but I woke up to her all pissed off at me. Apparently I had left her a parking ticket.

by DOC 211 August 23, 2010