Sauced off the toss

When you get way too fucked up off the xans and alcohol

“Sauced off the toss feelin like a boss”

by Michael Flex July 17, 2018

Liv tatter toss

When you’re getting a blumpkin and she blows chunks in your lap

Man I went in for a blumpkin and she gave me a liv tatter toss

by Nana’s v March 12, 2022

Chuckwalla Basket Toss

When you grab hold of the flaps of skin that are left after your wife lost a shit ton of weight and she squeals like a banshee. Don't let her the fuck go. Use the extra skin as a barrier between you and your fat fucking wife.

I gave my wife the good ol' Chuckwalla Basket Toss last night.

by Meatball78 September 1, 2014

Toss a Squirrel Through It

Stepdad porn.

Jane watched Frank Longdick toss a squirrel through it on an adult film.

by Franklin "The D" Roosevelt January 19, 2022

toss the salad

to jerk off

it might be time for me to toss the salad

by toss/salad July 18, 2016

toss your salad

play with your private parts

The question is my dear boy, are you prepared to pass through this mortal coil, without that someone special, there to toss your salad ?

by zulbeng June 13, 2009

Give-a-Toss-a-meter

A fictious device used to measure your personally interest in a given story or news.

Well that story about your car journey to work failed to move the needle on my Give-a-toss-a-meter.

by Matt Eagles October 23, 2003