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shank

Another name for a urinal.

As Armitage-Shanks is the largest urinal company in the UK, many people just call urinals 'shanks'.
This is the same sort of idea as calling all vacuum cleaners 'hoovers'.
Reading boy: "Mate, the shanks are bare dirt in there, enit?!"
Approximate translation: "Friend, the urinals are really dirty in there, did you happen to notice?!"
by ReadingMassive August 22, 2016
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Crim-shank

A verb describing the use of a spoon, probably sharpened, to stab a human in the anus. This is used is prisons in Australia, as the spoon is the only metal in the prison system.
Josh: Did you hear Terry did a Crim-shank?
Sam: F*** that’s so bad.
by LanuageGod April 21, 2019
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Shank Fairy

When a stabbing occurred, and everyone who was around when the stabbing occurred, says they did not see anything because they were asleep or they were in the bathroom with all 30 other people who were around when the stabbing occurred. So, the Shank Fairy is obviously the one who did the stabbing.....
Jacob: Hey, Frank, who stabbed up this guy?

Frank: I don't know, everybody says they were in the bathroom when it happened. Nobody saw anything....

Jacob: That f'n shank fairy!!
by Jdawg1775 December 14, 2012
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Shanking

Driving 4 hours just to dump someone as harshly as possible then leaving
“Damn bro, you drove to dallas just to shank that bitch???”

Yeah Bro, shanking her is my only option”
by dookiedropper123 March 29, 2022
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shank

the stabbing and twisting performed with a shanker when inserted into mans anus

to shank really hurts both the receiver and the shanker.

you obtain shankers from good camden stalls and from broken lever-arch french folders.
man lucy bought some good shankers from that camden stall.

shit! my anus is aching after lucy shanked me with her shankers!

bharat is such a shanker, danny boy must be crying after that!

cock
by nosnHoj olim March 14, 2008
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Shanking

The act of Shitting, Showering and Wanking, all in the one bathroom session.
“Man I can’t wait to get home from the festival and shank”

“Bro, you were in their for ages”

yeah man I was shanking”
by DjDomP August 20, 2018
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shoe shank

To kick in the back of the heel of the person in front of you.
"Dude why did you kick my heel? Way to shoe shank me."

"Did you just see that? He totally just shoe shanked that guy!"
by pseudonym? what? March 6, 2016
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