When a person shits and fails to clean up or "finish the paperwork" there may be a slight discomfort around the anal region, a slight burn to every step you take.
by brentlyexperience October 20, 2008
Get the Salty Eyemug. When your fucking a girl and she pisses on your dick then you put it in her mouth or when a girl is giving you a blowjob and you piss in her mouth.
by Salty sausage man December 7, 2017
Get the salty sausagemug. by Richard MacDougal April 5, 2008
Get the Salty Macdougalmug. 1. a guys junk with crabs
2.a person who ruins a good time(a.k.a. a killjoy)
3.when a male's happy place gets sweaty
2.a person who ruins a good time(a.k.a. a killjoy)
3.when a male's happy place gets sweaty
Bob: I probably shouldn't have slept with that prostitute.
Rick: Why?
Bob: I think I have a Salty Boner.
Jay: ... and then he fell off the chair!
Evan: Like a vagina!
Jay: Shut up Evan, you're such a Salty Boner.
Dan: I wish I had a towel to wipe my Salty Boner.
Rick: Why?
Bob: I think I have a Salty Boner.
Jay: ... and then he fell off the chair!
Evan: Like a vagina!
Jay: Shut up Evan, you're such a Salty Boner.
Dan: I wish I had a towel to wipe my Salty Boner.
by bob_pickle 9 April 30, 2010
Get the salty bonermug. An african american exposed to chilly weather leading ashiness in the pores of their skin otherwise known as their winter salt. This can be related to blacktop during the winter months covered in a fresh dusting of snow also known as the lotion of winter and then the plow trucks come by to make sure they keep that niggertop salty.
"Yo man my main nigga Javon is one salty nigger."-Black friend
"A squirt of lotion could take care of that salty nigger in a hurry!-White friend
"A squirt of lotion could take care of that salty nigger in a hurry!-White friend
by saltyborat December 17, 2010
Get the salty niggermug. When, after having anal sex, the person being sodomized sucks the sperm and their own feces off the penis of the person doing the sodomizing.
The term originates from the (alleged) saltiness of ejaculate combined with the chunky brown consistency of feces.
The term originates from the (alleged) saltiness of ejaculate combined with the chunky brown consistency of feces.
Bob: So you think she loves you?
Jack: I gave her a salty snickers last night and she loved it. She's mine.
Bob: Better run. She'll be wanting to get married next.
Jack: I gave her a salty snickers last night and she loved it. She's mine.
Bob: Better run. She'll be wanting to get married next.
by poopfetishist October 23, 2006
Get the salty snickersmug. by b_144 November 4, 2013
Get the salty leavemug.