1)A most inventive combination of words put together to try and replace the word fuck or bollocks so if you are heard you are excused by a parent, teacher ...etc
2)A bag of skin containing two spunk producing orbs that have an unlimited supply of juice.
2)A bag of skin containing two spunk producing orbs that have an unlimited supply of juice.
1)Dude that sack bag filled my mum with its fertile juice until she started spilling.
2)I got kicked in the sack bag... now i infertile
2)I got kicked in the sack bag... now i infertile
by Daniel Atkinson March 26, 2007
a strange bag one might carry just for the excuse to carry a strange bag. The bag is most likely both uncomfortable to carry but also nearly impossible to use as a bag (cannot hold useful items). And holy shit what is this? The FaceBook feed seems to be updating talking about Porn! and terrorists? What is this crud crumpet? I shall not accept this random posting of strange words by freshmen (for who else actually visits this page).
Do you under stand the stupid bag word? I just wrote this so I could say Kack Sack in real life, and cry in front of my three friends, so fuck life, fuck me (please don't), and fuck tennis.
Do you under stand the stupid bag word? I just wrote this so I could say Kack Sack in real life, and cry in front of my three friends, so fuck life, fuck me (please don't), and fuck tennis.
I but some bull shit in my Uber Fashionable Kack Sack just so I could justify carrying this stupid bag.
by Feleckitet May 27, 2014
The rubbing of one's scrotum on the possessions of another, often carried out surreptitiously as a form of revenge.
"The night before I quit, I snuck into my boss's office, found his humidor, and sack blasted the business ends of his cigars."
"I can't believe your roommate slept with your girlfriend." "I can't believe he still hasn't realized that I've been sack blasting his toothbrush every night after he falls asleep."
"I can't believe your roommate slept with your girlfriend." "I can't believe he still hasn't realized that I've been sack blasting his toothbrush every night after he falls asleep."
by Shamelesss July 11, 2013
the act of a male running so intently with jogging shorts on that his testicles thwack painfully onto his leg.
Jimmy had to miss the marathon he had been training for because he ran sacked himself so bad during training he bruised a nut.
by EmeraldFirefly September 24, 2010
the opposite of onegine:A feared and dreadful disease, also known as onewenis.
Very often, a seemingly mild case of onesack can develop into a more chronic, and sometimes even lifetime condition. The only cure for that strain of onesack is death - yours or his. Do you want to live with a debilitating illness??? God no!
Better to be single and go around fucking all the randoms you secretly wish you were fucking, and not allow this sneaky opportunistic illness take hold and ruin your life.
Unfortunately there is no way to vaccinate for onesack at the moment, although many of the world's greatest thinkers and visionaries are working on the problem as we speak - their greatest efforts so far concentrated on fizzy sweet alcohol drinks like Bacardi Breezers, otherwise known as "Leg-Openers", and guaranteed to put an illicit sexual event with a questionable whore on your calendar.
All I can say in warning, is be ever vigilant to the symptoms of onegina, which are enumerated as follows:
1. An amazingly huge amount of dry vagina thoughts and deeds
2. A constant look of contempt on your friends' faces when they talk to you
3. An appreciation for gay shit like "going out for dinner" or "taking in a movie" or at its worst, "a quiet one at home with the daddy"
Very often, a seemingly mild case of onesack can develop into a more chronic, and sometimes even lifetime condition. The only cure for that strain of onesack is death - yours or his. Do you want to live with a debilitating illness??? God no!
Better to be single and go around fucking all the randoms you secretly wish you were fucking, and not allow this sneaky opportunistic illness take hold and ruin your life.
Unfortunately there is no way to vaccinate for onesack at the moment, although many of the world's greatest thinkers and visionaries are working on the problem as we speak - their greatest efforts so far concentrated on fizzy sweet alcohol drinks like Bacardi Breezers, otherwise known as "Leg-Openers", and guaranteed to put an illicit sexual event with a questionable whore on your calendar.
All I can say in warning, is be ever vigilant to the symptoms of onegina, which are enumerated as follows:
1. An amazingly huge amount of dry vagina thoughts and deeds
2. A constant look of contempt on your friends' faces when they talk to you
3. An appreciation for gay shit like "going out for dinner" or "taking in a movie" or at its worst, "a quiet one at home with the daddy"
Will lisa be coming out to get smashed tonight? no she won't. she's got one sack the poor cunt, and her days are numbered and her freedom ended
by Goorin April 18, 2012
A fucking sack used for kidnapping and then murder. You will never be seen again.
Pov: Where'd my sister go?
Pov: Where'd my sister go?
Aw fuck, the man put my sister in a burlap sack! How am I supposed to explain it to Mom? I'll be grounded!
by lex and della March 31, 2022
by yokah February 21, 2011