Ming

Liverpool colloquialism. Someone who either looks horrendous or smells horrendous.

Nash is a pyar ming.

by Gbar November 26, 2017

Minge Mucus

Do you know that constant trickle of mucus that streams from ones nose during a period of flu? Think that, but add more green gunk, a rotting stench of corpses, plus a hint of corned beef - that’s Minge Mucus. A green gunk that races down the leg at the pace of the glaciers at the Southern Patagonian Ice Field.

Feeling ill are we, Ffion? It seems you have Minge Mucus - I am going to prescribe you minge medicine as a precaution because, Minge Mucus is caused by too much corned beef queefing, and y’all know where that leads... An uncontrollable stinky minge sneeze. “Poooof”

Bless you, thanks for returning my lunch. I love a corned beef sandwich...

by SourceConsciousness December 8, 2019

Personal minge dealer

A girlfriend.

To be dealt minge, you have to be paid a subscription fee to your personal minge dealer.

by louisja May 18, 2019

ming

something or someone that is gross, dirty looking, ugly, unappealing

"that looks ming"

"he's ming"

by deepfryer July 20, 2021

Ming

A person that resembles a four leaf clover. You’re considered to be lucky if you had the chance to meet them.

Take care ming

by Emptybottles November 24, 2021

Wall of Minge

When a woman cock-blocks another woman ie, the female version of a cock-block.

Girl get with him, I'm goin' to erect Wall of Minge on that bitch's ass

by Minge Ninja November 22, 2011

Mingeing

Portmanteau. Whinging like a cunt. Or cunty whinging.

Fucking hell hon, it was pathetic. I told him we were over and he was on the phone mingeing away at me.

by Thatcymraes September 27, 2022