GHETTO CALEB

THE GHETTO CALEB WITH 2 BIG BLACK BALLS AND A 51 INCH SCHLONG THAT CAN DESTROY A NA DEL

YOU KNOW A GHETTO CALEB IS AROUND WHEN YOU HEAR "YOU'S A HOE" PLAY

SMOKIN' CIGARETTES

GHETTO CALEB STOP SMOKIN' MY CIGARETTES

by GHETTO BRET BALLS March 31, 2021

ghetto cricket

The intermittent chirp of a smoke detector that needs a battery

Y'all need a nine volt to turn off your ghetto cricket

by anonymous February 18, 2023

ghetto switch

Noun. moment when one reacts to another's bad actions and resorts to displaying pissed, rude, ignant and/or sometimes even violent-as-hell behavior ( may follow wit a string of choice and/or humiliating) words in order to let another or others know that they will no longer accept being messed with.

"Today I had dis fool at my job saying i can't hold mah job down and was getting all loud and rude wit me, so dat's when I flipped da ghetto switch on his ass."

by ghettos secret November 16, 2006

Ghetto trashcan

A trashcan made from turning a stool upside down and putting a bag on the inside.

Ryan: The janitor took all the wastebackets from the room and I've got all this stuff to throw away.
Tom: Its ok, here's a stool. I'll make a ghetto trashcan.

by Paul47 May 14, 2011

Ghetto Porridge

Twinkies mashed up with water in a blender and boiled.

I was hungry and I had some twinkies, so I made myself some ghetto porridge and had myself some purple drank.

by tEH fINAL pWNOSAUR May 26, 2010

Ghetto Range

A piece of crap range, either gas or electric that is on the very slowest end of the pricing scale and is generally very poor quality. A range you would likely see used in a rent house or apartment owned by a cheap-ass landlord.

"Hey steve, were you able to cook dinner for your girlfriend last night?"..."Hell no, the elements are burned out in my crappy ass ghetto range again. I just need to get a new one becuase I will never get any ass if I don't replace it soon."

by c@pper March 20, 2009

Driving Ghetto

Rolling your windows down, while jamin to hardcore rap music turned all the way up.

Jake was "Driving Ghetto" when he hit a mailbox.

Zach often "Drives Ghetto" with his wonderful girlfriend.

On facebook the group I drive and listen to GHETTO music, ima G, promotes the worldwide acceptance of "Driving Ghetto"

by GHETTOmusic4LIFE March 28, 2010