noob tube for the win

When a person uses a n00b tube (grenade launcher) to win at a video game. Never takes any skill at all and people always complain.

Eric: " noob tube for the win."
Cavs: " wow no skill use a real gun."

by Larsonslike July 7, 2008

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twist a tube up

A male engaging in anal sex with another man. The "tube" is derived from the large amount of lube necessary to enter the anal cavity. Twisting a tube means literally twisting a tube of lube so that you get every last bit of lubrication out of it, those last few drops.

Yeah, I saw Jim leave with that guy.. whatever though, they're probably heading back to his apartment to twist a tube up.

by A - L - X June 7, 2007

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Texas Tube Sock

When one shits and urinates in a large tube sock and beats someone over the face and/or any other body part of that person.

Jim really gave her a texas tube sock.

by thefunkyhomosapien August 3, 2009

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Rusty inner tube

A rusty inner tube is a sexual act in which you preform a rim job on a persons butt hole immediately after they go poop, before they wipe.

I licked sally's asshole after she pooped and it looked like a rusty inner tube.

by rusty 1 December 2, 2015

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Columbus Tube Sock

The act of after ejaculating and the slammy you just Slayed falls asleep you take the used condom and slide it on her foot so she wakes up with a Columbus tube sock on. Works best during double penetration so that she has a pair.

It was a little chilly in my apartment so it was a good thing that I gave Lisa a Columbus Tube Sock to keep her piggy toes warm.

by Slammyslayer12345 February 8, 2015

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