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spicy squid

when you put hot sauce on your droopy penis then receive a blow job
michael will never get a spicy squid because no one loves him
by epicpants12345 March 7, 2017
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Squids

A Squid or Squids is a term used for People who get into High-Level Collages because of having good grades, and usually do not really stand out from the rest of people like them. A Squid usually is someone who goes to school only for studying and work and doesn’t have a great social life.
Person A: “bro!! I just got into a dorm with 4 other people at Harvard. I have to stay in a 2 person sweet. This is gonna suck.”
Person B: “Well, do you know anyone in your dorm?”
Person A: “I know one guy who got in for Hockey, the rest of them are just Squids.”
by Raycroc1940 August 31, 2023
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dry squid

A term to describe a retired vagina
Dude, Mrs. Nancy? She's dry squid man. Nobody's visited explored her caverns since the Age of Exploration
by Neuroticqt March 21, 2016
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Squid feet

A person that cannot kick a ball in an accurate direction and that throws their limbs around unwillingly similarly to a squid
"That Frankie kid has some squid feet on him"
by Flash4dash June 4, 2018
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squid loli

by the random. October 25, 2022
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squid head

when one reaches up their female friend's "twat", as they say in Toronto, and grabs hold of whatever is up there, rips it out and wears it like a hat. (this could also be used as a bald cap or a Halloween candy bag.)
"After i got bored with Chloe, I pulled a squid head on her"
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Squid

Hey man you got a squid?

Damn! Here needy you lucky I just got a pack from the gas station
by TheJordanzWorld August 18, 2021
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