Shrimp Bread

The money a man makes to compensate for his less than average penis size.
"Did you hear? John got that tech job he wanted"
"ppft why would I care? We all know its Shrimp Bread"
by anonymousagnony August 16, 2023
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Chicago Shrimp

When you go out to eat at a seafood place that is located in a landlocked salt water location.
As your friend is hugging the porcupine toilet, “And that’s why we don’t eat the Chicago Shrimp”
by Pkangas91 January 01, 2022
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Hood Shrimp

1. A slang term for a meal eaten in a parking lot.

2. A female who hangs out in parking lots leaning on vehicles.
1. I rolled by the Big Lots and seen Tdog having hood shrimp waitin on his lady.

2. Lafonda has become a real hood shrimp up by the wally world.
by JNorman911 October 27, 2016
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shrimp potter

Noun. An indivual, usually femail but not necessarily so, who has a particular knack for attracting men with small penises.
Christ Sharon, I've e done it again, picked up a guy last night who rattled around like a marble in a bin lid. Why am I the world's biggest shrimp Potter?
by Myersrum April 09, 2024
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shrimp dick

wow you have a shrimp dick it's like 7 inches
by percaholiv August 18, 2023
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Shrimp and aardvark

Shrimp and aardvarks have an unlikely yet unwavering connection, and are often seen verbally stimming together and creating bonds and whatnot. Shrimp and aardvarks, when paired together, talk so much to each other that their language becomes slurred and esoteric, and is impossible to understand even for other shrimp and aardvarks. Since there is a size difference between the shrimp and the aardvark (the aardvark being bigger), there is a clear power dynamic in which aardvarks bully shrimp and call them homosexuals. Despite aardvarks being mean to shrimp, there is no question that these two species are inseparable.
Did you see that shrimp and aardvark? They were yapping for like two hours.
by Shrimp954 December 03, 2024
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Shrimp Eye

Shrimp Eye

The line of string that comes out of your eye. Especially when wearing makeup.

It looks like shrimp intestine when you clean it you find a string.

i know it isn't perverted like most things on here.
Oh, girl you have Shrimp Eye going on! You need a tissue for that?
by QueenieD March 18, 2013
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