Phil

Like Ronnie, he is a George Bailey from the X-mas movie "Its a Wonderful Life." Loved by everyone. He would give someone (even strangers) the shirt off his back. A selfless guy who loves his friends and family. Deeply loves his wifey. He does so much for others that sometimes he forgets how much he means to others. Sometimes, he thinks that people only want him for something. But, this person only wants happiness for him and his lady.

Ronnie: Hey, my girl said that you showed her images of you in the shower. Is that right?
Phil: I don't know what you are talking about. Those pictures were not for her. You see your girl is a sneaky, no good, classless broad.

Ronnie: I'll make you eat your words!
Phil: Relax, kid.
Ronnie: Don't tell me to relax! I know Brazilian Jit Jitsu. I'll put you in a choke hold.
Phil: No, you won't. Sheesh, you don't need to be so extra. . . .

by oohlalalaaaaaa12345 October 28, 2020

Phil

Phillip loves the strong bow

Hey it’s phillip here I’m a alcoholic

by Louiek27 August 27, 2019

Phil

Known for taking a shit in the urinal

Have you met Phil? Give him a minute, he’s probably shitting in the urinal again

by Prince Albert the Great January 5, 2022

Phil Swift

A god to all human beings. Creator of flex tape family of products
Shall you disrespect Phil
you shall get sawed in half like the boat that Phil brutally murdered
And any opponents to Phil will get severe brain damage and possession into loving Phil

Phil swift is a god
Phil swift is superior
Phil is better then you

by Phil Swift's bestie September 4, 2022

Phil

A very nice, sweet, pure man. He can often be found at home in his sofa crease browsing the internet. He doesn't like to label himself when it comes to his sexuality, but many people believe that he's gay for his best friend. Phil doesn't really like to socialize, but can be seen at few parties with his best friend.

Dil: That guy is so nice!

Phan: I know, he's such a Phil.

by WannaMakeOut_Cornflakes September 27, 2018

Phil

A dad. Most likely divorced with seven or more children. You can find him on the golf course or behind a poker table. Tells dad jokes like no other and has all the best dance moves. Has his own catchphrase: “fuck me right.” He spends a lot of time watching sports in his recliner. Will spend hours teaching his kids about self defense and boat motors. Wears dad hats and always has to be in charge, especially while driving. Probably has a red bull addiction from lack of sleep. Tends to attract more deer than women.

“That guy over there has a real nice golf swing!”
“Yeah he’s a real Phil!”

by Jalyssa October 22, 2018

Practice Phil

What you say when you don't know what to say.

"Hey what do you think about my pop-edm gay orgy?"

"Practice Phil"

by pitems69 January 15, 2021