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Get the phil swift mug.He’s beautiful. You can’t even deny he’s absolutely gorgeous. So visually pleasing you just wanna shit yourself. Why would you be threatened by his proposal to make love to you? You’d like that, I guarantee it. If you try to deny it, you’re so far deep in the closet you’re finding Christmas presents. 119%.
You would convert to the other team for him. You would. He is the most gorgeous thing - you should feel FORTUNATE enough to lay your weary eyes on. Just shut up. Right now. Immediately. After long and careful consideration and hours of thought, your opinion has been deemed INVALID. Phil May is beautiful. PERIOD.
Did I stutter? No. You did not hear me stutter. Phil may is the most insanely pleasurable creature to ever walk the face of the earth. He is the reason my gay best friend is gay. Any straight man who claims to like boobies would lay their eyes on my beautiful Phil once and switch sides faster than a weak minded person switching to veganism after being guilt tripped by Instagram sluts.
Do you ever have gay thoughts? I know you do. And they all involve Phil May. If I hear you utter one last negative thing about Phil May, you will shut up. You just will. I will not tolerate Phil May slander in any public setting. Or private setting for that matter. Fuck you. Just fuck off. Phil May is the most gorgeous mythical thing to ever exist in this universe. You should feel FORTUNATE to have lived in the same time as this wonderful beauty. FORTUNATE. Sex with Phil May. Now.
You would convert to the other team for him. You would. He is the most gorgeous thing - you should feel FORTUNATE enough to lay your weary eyes on. Just shut up. Right now. Immediately. After long and careful consideration and hours of thought, your opinion has been deemed INVALID. Phil May is beautiful. PERIOD.
Did I stutter? No. You did not hear me stutter. Phil may is the most insanely pleasurable creature to ever walk the face of the earth. He is the reason my gay best friend is gay. Any straight man who claims to like boobies would lay their eyes on my beautiful Phil once and switch sides faster than a weak minded person switching to veganism after being guilt tripped by Instagram sluts.
Do you ever have gay thoughts? I know you do. And they all involve Phil May. If I hear you utter one last negative thing about Phil May, you will shut up. You just will. I will not tolerate Phil May slander in any public setting. Or private setting for that matter. Fuck you. Just fuck off. Phil May is the most gorgeous mythical thing to ever exist in this universe. You should feel FORTUNATE to have lived in the same time as this wonderful beauty. FORTUNATE. Sex with Phil May. Now.
Whenever I send photos of this mysterious male damsel, you are DROOLING at the mouth. Actual warm saliva formulating within the glans of your mouth, wishing your tongue was down Phil May’s throat. Yes. Yes you. You who insulted my sweet love, Phil. You’re just a closeted Phil-kisser. You want to make out with him. Yeah. Accept the harsh reality. RIGHT NOW.
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by Telegraph_road December 28, 2024
Get the Phil Collins mug.If one person is talking to another, that'll make one person the speaker and the other the listener. The speaker is trying to get their message across to the listener but the listener doesn't understand. So that means the speaker is not being understood and the listener is actually not not understanding but in fact it's actually just silence that has happened, just like after the attempt of communication has ended and moved on to the next segment.
Yes I get the "no, you've got it wrong and I need to get an education response already" Just seeing if there's something else out there beyond those obvious responses. Have an actual think and get back to me.
I posted it in this here because well am I the asshole for wanting more than the simple responses that I'm incorrect and politely telling those to hush.
Yes I get the "no, you've got it wrong and I need to get an education response already" Just seeing if there's something else out there beyond those obvious responses. Have an actual think and get back to me.
I posted it in this here because well am I the asshole for wanting more than the simple responses that I'm incorrect and politely telling those to hush.
Dr Phil! Dr Phil do you realize with this train of mind and method of delivery that the subject that's been around the beginning of time is at risk of being hurt?
Well you see here, there's already a problem happening without this answer, so it's more like I'm shifting the problem to the ones that well think they're better and more intelligent than others, so they won't have trouble with the problem because well they think they're smart!
Well you see here, there's already a problem happening without this answer, so it's more like I'm shifting the problem to the ones that well think they're better and more intelligent than others, so they won't have trouble with the problem because well they think they're smart!
by There's a stain on your lepel. January 6, 2025
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That funnel cake made me up-phil.
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