by jennymills333 January 18, 2006
Get the bling mastermug. Where you take your Master Card and slide it through your partners butt crack and lick the poop off it.
John: Hey Amy I got my Master Card today, do you want to master slide?
Amy: Yeah sure
John: Ok, you can lick the card
Amy: Yeah sure
John: Ok, you can lick the card
by EthanTheEthan aka The Jew September 5, 2020
Get the master slidemug. When you really have to take a shit bad and you plan to just dominate the toilet, perhaps even in a way that may even crack the porcelain.
by gr8whiteheight March 14, 2011
Get the Master Webstermug. Big C is the master of missionary, his unfathomable sexual conquests with the russian kitchen shake the very core of the earth itself. He is so unbelievably skilled at missionary that no sexual act can rival it, not even the Alaskan Pipeline
"All hail the Master of Missionary, we are nothing in this presence"- Jesus M:42 vibing with Roboute Gulliman
by Kheyan February 28, 2020
Get the Master of Missionarymug. by StaleBiscuit June 20, 2016
Get the spud mastermug. by ConfirmedEnglish August 12, 2020
Get the Rap Mastermug. 