Vanessa Jones

An athlete who will run for thousands of years just to escape Jason.
Chad: Check out that Vanessa Jones
Buggzy: I’m faster then her so she aint shheeeit
by TyeTheGuy75 September 18, 2019
Get the Vanessa Jones mug.

Fraser Jones

He is so cool,, he’s my best friend who thinks I’m funny
Omgggg it’s Fraser Jones he loves lily bevan as a best friend :)
by Best person in the world 🙃 November 06, 2020
Get the Fraser Jones mug.

Max Jones

A minor (under 18 years of age) who is very short but claims that they one day will be tall due to natural growth. Many times, they may cite a doctor or their parents height in an attempt to make their claims seem more credible.
Person 1 who is 5’5”: My doctor says that I am going to grow to be 6’3” when I’m an adult

Person 2: You are such a Max Jones!
by 420Bigboi69 June 04, 2019
Get the Max Jones mug.

Olivia Jones

Olivia Jones is a wonderful and loyal friend. She is caring, kind and funny. She is one of the best people in the world, with her oversized purplish hoodie.
Olivia Jones: *comes to school*
My mind: YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYYAYAYAYA YES!
Me: oh, hey Olivia.
by Rafaella <3 May 19, 2021
Get the Olivia Jones mug.

Spencer-Jones

The art of ex-urbanites venturing into the realm of cross-dressing once they’ve matured away from the lure of inner city pleasures. Named after actor and comedian Chris Spencer-Jones after his return from a bustling Norwegian city to humble Norwich.
Look at Chris, being a Spencer-Jones with his new Bodycon dress and love for hedges now he’s grown up a bit
by Mr Bayliss March 25, 2019
Get the Spencer-Jones mug.

Cracked Jones

Big strong Jones is cracked. Loves mom and crack. Beats his classmates with a baseball bat.
Oh shit it’s cracked jones! Please save me!
Cracked Jones: You DIDNt REcYCLe THe MOtHeRfUCkInG PAPEr yoU PIeCE Of DhiR You mUsT Die11!!!!!!!}!#!!}’t
by Hagbbsfgbcfgbvghhv October 11, 2023
Get the Cracked Jones mug.