lexi jones

lexi jones is a rare and unique name for a rare and unique person. Most Lexi's are short, but still beautiful in every way. Lexis are usually very out front and socially active. Everyone loves a lexi! And when her last name is Jones... that just makes her 100x more special!! If you are a man with a Lexi Jones, she is a keeper! So try and keep her! But one little mess up can screw everything up between you two!!! Lexi wont take no for an answer but Lexi is loyal and kind to whomever may come into her life!

guy1; "YO GUESS WHAT!!!!"
guy2; "what?"
guy1; "im dating Lexi Jones!!!!!!"
guy2; "NO WAY!!! SHE IS THE PRETTIEST GIRL IN THE WORLD!!!! PLUS ANYONE WITH HER NAME AND LOOKS IS SUPER RARE!!!! YOURE SO LUCKY MAN!!!!!"
guy1; "yeah I know " ;

by lexigrl24 November 1, 2017

Cracked Jones

Big strong Jones is cracked. Loves mom and crack. Beats his classmates with a baseball bat.

Oh shit it’s cracked jones! Please save me!
Cracked Jones: You DIDNt REcYCLe THe MOtHeRfUCkInG PAPEr yoU PIeCE Of DhiR You mUsT Die11!!!!!!!}!#!!}’t

by Hagbbsfgbcfgbvghhv October 11, 2023

candy jones

Major creeper on all social media platforms.

I got a friend request from that candy Jones. She is a face book imposter. She is just trying to extort information out of you.

by London topaz April 21, 2018

Indianapolis Jones

Another Rickyism from Trailer Park Boys. It’s what Ricky calls Indiana Jones.

Why are you dressed up like a bumble bee and why do you look like Indianapolis Jones

by Blockay February 5, 2021

sara jones

a hot ass girl her insta is @imsarakate

sara jones is thicc asf

by hehe booty May 31, 2019

jumbo jones

A gigantic jumbo polish/weiner hot dog from Kelly's Deli.

I had a jumbo jones for lunch today! It was MASSIVE.

by Party Tony November 5, 2013

Cub Jones

A very shady person, someone that complains about everything A complete bitch of a mother fucker. Someone that is a complete pussy bitch.

Who is the biggest bitch you know? Cub Jones

by Alanmilligan1 April 1, 2020