When you fire a nerf dart at a foe and it wedges itself in between their butt cheeks or inserts itself completely
by Aeden Kirin June 21, 2017
Get the Long range angry dolphinmug. by nswpfMichaelHunt October 8, 2014
Get the Dolphin Slapmug. 1. (noun) A colloquial name for the Indo-Appalachian right-finned porpoise, usually found gesticulating betwixt couch cushions very racistly. Swims to the very far right and has a parasitic relationship with the “greatest” and whitest of sharks, when convenient.
2. (noun) A person who has intimate relations with an upholstered sitting apparatus, while they are watching ‘Flipper’ reruns, ‘Zeus and Roxanne,’ etc. , because the concept of human connection perplexes them.
2. (noun) A person who has intimate relations with an upholstered sitting apparatus, while they are watching ‘Flipper’ reruns, ‘Zeus and Roxanne,’ etc. , because the concept of human connection perplexes them.
Well… that Jim Dave fellow turned out to be a real couch dolphin. Yikes. Is this why Cleveland had to get rid of Sea World?
by Judith Jetson Lightyear July 27, 2024
Get the couch dolphinmug. When you are having sex doggystyle, then suddenly pull out and try to surprise butt-sex; she shakes her head no and makes a “dolphin” sound.
Person 1: Did you hear about how Maria beat up her man?
Person 2: Yeah, he tried to Dolphin her, but she ain’t having none of that.
Person 2: Yeah, he tried to Dolphin her, but she ain’t having none of that.
by Big Ray Ray in Da House November 19, 2020
Get the Dolphinmug. Those dudes Aaron and Deséan are total dolphins, all they talk about is incest and beastiality on the dark web
by HoonoZiggurat September 9, 2019
Get the Dolphinmug. by UltramanFan January 4, 2021
Get the Dolphin Teammug. by Vex95 January 2, 2021
Get the Dolphinmug.