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Bumper Boobs

When two or more (typically) females either purposely/accidentally/playfully perform one of the following
- “bash boobs”
- “collide breasts”
- “Bop Boobs”
- “Meet at the years”
- “Mushing of the mammories”
- “Jug jousting”
-“Meeting of the melons”

Any type of tit-to-tit combat is typically nuanced within the realm of bumper boobs.
Oh, bumper boobs! It’s an amazing sport where women bop boobs!

Did you see Mandy and Bernice?! They dumped ‘em out and played bumper boobs!”

“Larry, I don’t know...
by Dickered Ray January 24, 2020
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boob monster

A baby or toddler who is obsessed with breastfeeding. May also include a baby/toddler who smacks, scratches, pinches, or does gymnurstics while obsessively breastfeeding.
Baby Apollo won’t let me lay on the couch without him having constant access to my boob, he’s such a boob monster.
by Just Another Mama September 24, 2020
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Laggy Boobs

1:When getting flashed quickly only seeing one breast then flashed again and finally seeing the othr breat. That set of boobs were laggy boobs.

2: Breasts that mature slowly.

3: A term used by a particular guild in World of Warcraft, best to ask them what their definition is (:
She had laggy boobs
by Bobily March 19, 2010
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Big Boobs

What the t-shirt ads on the sidebars of this site has.
Dude I went to the snorgtees site yesterday just cause I clicked on their ad with the big boobs.
by bobthefatmomma December 14, 2010
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boob budget

The amount of bare boobs allowed to be shown on any given anime
high school of the dead blew it's boob budget on the shower scene in episode 6
by jimisnotmyname August 30, 2013
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Boob Clay

The combination of sweat and peeling skin from a summer tan. Usually happens to busty women.
I was wiping the sweat from my tits and found some boob clay.
by Emskee October 1, 2017
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Boob Hammock

A bra that is either really comfortable, or doesn't have a painful under wire that digs into your skin.
"I just bought this new lace Boob Hammock from Victoria's Secret, and it is so comfortable
by I'm a mouse duh September 20, 2016
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