When two or more (typically) females either purposely/accidentally/playfully perform one of the following
- “bash boobs”
- “collide breasts”
- “Bop Boobs”
- “Meet at the years”
- “Mushing of the mammories”
- “Jug jousting”
-“Meeting of the melons”
Any type of tit-to-tit combat is typically nuanced within the realm of bumper boobs.
- “bash boobs”
- “collide breasts”
- “Bop Boobs”
- “Meet at the years”
- “Mushing of the mammories”
- “Jug jousting”
-“Meeting of the melons”
Any type of tit-to-tit combat is typically nuanced within the realm of bumper boobs.
Oh, bumper boobs! It’s an amazing sport where women bop boobs!
“Did you see Mandy and Bernice?! They dumped ‘em out and played bumper boobs!”
“Larry, I don’t know...
“Did you see Mandy and Bernice?! They dumped ‘em out and played bumper boobs!”
“Larry, I don’t know...
by Dickered Ray January 24, 2020

A baby or toddler who is obsessed with breastfeeding. May also include a baby/toddler who smacks, scratches, pinches, or does gymnurstics while obsessively breastfeeding.
Baby Apollo won’t let me lay on the couch without him having constant access to my boob, he’s such a boob monster.
by Just Another Mama September 24, 2020

1:When getting flashed quickly only seeing one breast then flashed again and finally seeing the othr breat. That set of boobs were laggy boobs.
2: Breasts that mature slowly.
3: A term used by a particular guild in World of Warcraft, best to ask them what their definition is (:
2: Breasts that mature slowly.
3: A term used by a particular guild in World of Warcraft, best to ask them what their definition is (:
by Bobily March 19, 2010

by bobthefatmomma December 14, 2010

by jimisnotmyname August 30, 2013

by Emskee October 1, 2017

A bra that is either really comfortable, or doesn't have a painful under wire that digs into your skin.
by I'm a mouse duh September 20, 2016
