bacon strips

smoked pieces of pork that taste great with eggs

ill have some bacon strips and eggs

by tamahau February 12, 2003

Bathroom Bacon

When you use the public restroom and you notice the hand-drier has three pieces of bacon going into a pair of hands.

"Hey did you ever notice that the hand-drier instructions are: PRESS BUTTON RECIVE BACON," "Bathroom Bacon all right!!!"

by LOLZER828 February 13, 2009

Bacon Strip

The remnants of an improper arse wiping, as left on your underware.

While sorting the laundry, Rebecca noticed that Charles had bacon strips in all his knickers.

After the lap dance, Peter saw to his dismay that the stipper had left a bacon strip on his white trousers.

by Chris March 4, 2004

Digital Bacon

The squiggly lines that obstruct the picture when you try to watch cable porn without buying it.

Channel 98 would be the greatest if that digital bacon wasn't covering up her nipples.

by Trocar99 April 21, 2010

chair bacon

When you fart at the table during breakfast.

Can you please take that chair bacon someplace else, you're spoiling my texas omelette and yogurt parfait.

by Jeff Ashley July 16, 2010

bacon cruiser

a police car that is clearly marked

dude! slow down there is a bacon cruiser over there!

by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

Bacon Sweats

Much like meat sweats, but with a specific emphasis on bacon. To the point where you can eat bacon in the morning and still smell it and taste it in your sweat when you are at the gym.

I had a serious case of the bacon sweats last night at the gym. I could taste the bacon sweat as it rolled off the bacon grease coating on my skin. It was delicious.

by T.J. Dubz November 18, 2011