boob hats

also known as "nipples," boob hats was coined due to the resemblance between a nipple on a breast and a tiny top hat on a head

OMG did you hear?!?! Maya got her boob hats pierced

by dicktimus prime August 19, 2020

hat trick

Giving a girl 3 orgasms in on session

Last night was unreal.... John fucked the shit out of me.... gave me a hat trick!

by johnnyb3good November 29, 2016

Hat-Trick

A shit that requires 3 flushes to account for the waste.

I had to pull a hat-trick because of those spicy enchiladas.

by TwoPiece November 14, 2016

Cat in The Hat

The Primordial God of Anarchy and Chaos

Drake: I like Boys
Kanye: የግርግር አጋንንቱን መልአክ እጠራለሁ። yegirigiri āganinituni meli’āki it’eralehu
Drake: “Oh nigga”
Cat in The Hat: Splits drake atom by atom for being a certified boy lover

by Negus of Niggopia July 14, 2022

fishes hat

the interior state of a womans genitalia when considerably aroused. Far damper than an Otter's Pocket.

She was as wet as a fishes hat

by RobbieW August 5, 2006

Ass-Hat

Any hat with MAGA or Make America Great Again on it. Usually colored red but does come in other colors.

Look he has a new Ass-Hat.

by hcalfield1 January 20, 2019

hat nailer

an individual who charges excessively for goods or services, often associated with used car dealers in the UK; etimology becomes clear when hat is taken to mean glans penis

You don't want to buy anything from Bracey, he's a well-known hat nailer!

by flubbermubber July 7, 2006