turd tard

I mix between a turd(poo) and a tard(mentally ill person). This word is usually used as another useless and random insult.

You are such a turd tard Phillip!

No Rebecca, you are the fat turd tard!

by Devvinnn March 28, 2009

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The Slobbery Tard

When your girl takes an insane amount of thc and you grudge fuck the shit out of her to the point that she drools and moans like a she has a mental disorder.

Gave the wife two tablespoons of ghetto butter and pulled off the slobbery tard.

by Griller92 December 18, 2020

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/b/tard

user of /b/ board on ebaumsworld.com

a true /b/tard knows and obeys rules 1 and 2

by WestPhiladelphian February 9, 2008

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Shonen Tard

Despite what some people think a shonen tard is someone that like shonen more than other genres of anime.

Other shonen Tards like naruto but I like Fairy Tail.

by b22222222222222 September 26, 2018

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Also known as a food stamp card. One might be issued one of these by the government if they're too retarded and/or lazy to work for sustenance or if they're a mooching leach bilking the system and lying about aspects of their lives so that they pocket the cash when selling discounted groceries to others using said tard card.

Jenny: I'm too fucking stupid and lazy to work but whoring around and squirting out maggot children is so much fun.

Steve: Go to the welfare office and get a tard card so you can at least feed your maggot spawn and your fat stupid lazy ass.

by despicablehypocrit January 2, 2012

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fat-tarded

1.to be so fucking fat it physically squeeses all the smartness out of your skull making you retarded.

2. a person who is not only grotesquely and ginormously over weight but is stupid too

like a sausage

Logan is a fat-tarded fuck

by Juke Box Larry January 28, 2004

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