Mountain Douche

1. A song by the band Fecal Dick.
2. What you look like when you drink Mountain Dew.

1. I'm going to dedicate the song "Mountain Douche" to my ex, because he IS a mountain douche.

2. Check out the mountain douche to your right.

by shitstain4 April 16, 2010

brokeback mountaineer

A person of the small suburban town Mahwah New Jersey, who thinks he is a cowboy and lives somewhere in the southern region of the United States. In reality, Mahwah is 20 Miles away from New York City, and there is no need what so ever to be wearing any kind of boot in this town.

"Yo... why are those kids wearing boots and cowboy hats ?"

"Oh thats Trey, hes a brokeback mountaineer...fuckin fat faggot.."

by Anthony R April 18, 2007

Snow on the mountain

When one man accidentally has anal sex with another (usually a Thai ladyboy), where the former 'thinks' the latter is a biological female, resulting in ejaculated semen internally coating the tip of the penetrated man's stool.

Hey, man, did you hear how Adam put snow on the mountain the last time he was in Thailand?

by genderbender4 April 05, 2015

mountain climbing

(in video games)The act of driving up a steep hill to kill the guy on top or other side of that hill.

In that battle there was some serious mountain climbing going on.

by Greevil August 23, 2006

Mountain Pointe

A shithole in the ghetto with bunch of gangsters

Desert Vista Student #1: Where do you go to School at?
Another Student: I go to school at Mountain Pointe

Desert Vista Student #2: Oh, so you are a gangster

by Gangsta1543 October 04, 2018

mountain lion

1. A person that seems impossilbe to make friends with, but someone usually manages to.

2. a large american wildcat

1.

Dude, you're friends with Matt?
Yeah
That guy's a total mountain lion!

2.
Look, a mountain lion on that ridge!"

by Lexi James April 02, 2012

Queen of the mountain

Having sex in a cable car while going up/or between Mountains to ski

I just got queen of the mountain

by King of the peak April 11, 2011