A variation of the classic Gypsy Switch, the Chipsy Switch involves one reaching into his or her pocket, and pulling out a 100 dollar chip, and then placing that chip into his or her other pocket. Most preferably whilst drunk off White Claws and passing through Krispy Kreme donuts at Mohegan Sun.
Ryan: Paul, did you just perform a Gypsy switch?
Paul: oh yes I did
Steve: No, no...that’s the Chipsy switch
Ryan & Paul: Ohhh noooooo
Paul: oh yes I did
Steve: No, no...that’s the Chipsy switch
Ryan & Paul: Ohhh noooooo
by nolawswithclaws December 08, 2019
A kill switch, every doomsday machine has one, I guess. It's the last resort off button, and a huge plot device. Robot going crazy? Kill switch. Inator foiled by a teal platypus? Kill switch. Machine gains sentience and greatly dislikes it? Kill switch. It's that easy!
"Bro, help! My vacuum is turning on me and becoming evil!"
"Does it have a kill switch?"
"Uh... no?"
"It was nice knowing you."
"Does it have a kill switch?"
"Uh... no?"
"It was nice knowing you."
by S1lv3rP4w3dC4t December 10, 2023
A phenomenon in American political discourse where European countries are either socialist or capitalist depending on whether or not it benefits the argument you are trying to make.
"Europe countries aren't socialist, they're capitalist countries with strong social safety nets."
"Okay, lets build a strong social safety net."
"No that's socialism."
"A yes, the old European Switch."
"Okay, lets build a strong social safety net."
"No that's socialism."
"A yes, the old European Switch."
by epic bruh gamer March 14, 2020
When, in a football game/bedroom/house of horrors you slip a pinky in their asshole and you can see an audibly sigh of enjoyment and then you immediately switch in the thumb, right to the back half. At this point there is either an added level of enjoyment, or more likely pain.
You should have seen me last night. I did the old pink n switch and she fucken dropped to the ground in a puddle of blood and shit. It was a fucken classic!
by Therterkerjerbs April 11, 2024
One of the more common forms of shitposting. A video with something on the cover that will make you click on it. (eg. an anime girl in a bikini) Then the actual video is a shitpost, usually making fun of you for being a horny bastard or sudden ear rape.
Guy 1: Did you see the new video someone posted in #nsfw? I heard it's really saucy.
Guy 2: It's just a bait and switch. I was expecting boobs but instead got my ears blown off by Scout from TF2.
Guy 2: It's just a bait and switch. I was expecting boobs but instead got my ears blown off by Scout from TF2.
by weakspaget February 06, 2022
A form of humor where the audience expects something obvious to happen, but then something else happens/appears out of nowhere.
Bait and Switch Example:
(ASDF)
Bully: "Hey, you four-eyed freak!"
Guy with glasses: "Ah..."
(The screen zooms out, revealing a third person; a midget who LITERALLY has four eyes)
"...Don't listen to him!"
(The guy with four eyes screeches at him)
(ASDF)
Bully: "Hey, you four-eyed freak!"
Guy with glasses: "Ah..."
(The screen zooms out, revealing a third person; a midget who LITERALLY has four eyes)
"...Don't listen to him!"
(The guy with four eyes screeches at him)
by Ubeenbamboozledson March 08, 2022
1. “I tried 10 times to tell Karen about my new apartment and every time, before I even knew what had happened, we were talking about her problems with her boyfriend. I felt like I was on a bad drug or something.”
2. I know, the girl’s a natural born switch listener
2. I know, the girl’s a natural born switch listener
by Bigfreedog July 21, 2011