taylor swift

the most incredible and hot woman on the planet, without question

i would spend the rest of my life being with taylor swift

by no1swiftie January 30, 2022

Julius Caesar and Phil Swift

Think about it. Two of the greatest men to have ever walked the face of the earth. Nothing can stop this dynamic duo. They will make the world hype again. They can destroy PewDiePie's meme review!!!

Julius Caesar and Phil Swift are hype lords.

by He who sends it October 10, 2018

taylor swift

the mf music industry who works overtime and literally deserves the whole world

please stream red tv she honestly deserves it

my friend: who are you listening to?
me: taylor swift
my friend: who's she?
me: the music industry, if you do not know who she is you literally lived under a rock

by dutchswiftie13cringe November 22, 2021

elias swift

The most legendary user on stan twitter. Everyone wishes to have an ounce of his impact. He stans Taylor, Ariana, BTS, and Adele! The most tasteful user EVER! He's so kind and thoughtful...he never makes fun of anyone and he's so unproblemtic! His mutuals need to take notes.

Person 1: have u heard of Elias Swift?
Person 2: Duh?? He's like the most LEGENDARY user on Twitter i-

by user9611 February 17, 2019

taylor swift

THE LITERAL MUSIC INDUSTRY

STREAM SPEAK NOW TAYLOR SWIFTS VERSION!!!!
THE VAULT TRACKS ARE FIRE

by reputationbestalbum July 7, 2023

Suzuki swift

Suzuki Swift - Owners are usually a behemoth,

Barely fitting ito the car they have to turn their neck sideways to sit , and need to overcompensate for the car they drive by making delicious pizzas and bragging about it.

“ Oh wow that Suzuki swift driver is an amazing pizzas chef , how did he get his pizza oven here ? “

by Lachtopuss July 11, 2023

Taylor Swift

THE BEST PERSON TO EVER BE BORN ON THIS PLANET. THE MOST GORGEOUS AND KIND QUEEN AND IS ABSOLUTELY A GODESS

friend 1: aye wanna go to a concert tonight?
friend 2: nah im good
friend 1: its taylor swift
friend 2: YES.

by tohpro May 5, 2023