Super Straight

A term used by closeted people who are insecure about their sexuality, similar to Sigma Male or incel. Refers to the South Park character Big Gay Al whose catchphrase is "I'm Super!"

"I wish people would understand how hard us super straights have it"

by ArtFree1488 March 8, 2021

Super Straight

A sexuality that revolves around the fetish of eating your own feces

"Are you gonna flush the toilet man"
"Nah, I'm Super Straight, and I'm hungry"

by BluSuşi March 9, 2021

Super Straight

A made-up new sexuality that people of the LGBT community have problems with.

Y'all need to calm down for 5 seconds. being super straight isn't transphobic, some people just want to fuck a girl and not expect to see a dick

by omar fish March 14, 2021

super straight

A word closeted gay men use. Whenever a man says he's "super straight" he's actually super gay, but he isn't out yet so he will use that code word.

Hey dude are you gay.
No I'm "super straight"
Oh. I got u man

by thiskindagaytbhbutaight April 2, 2021

Super Straight

A man who is only attracted to cis women.

Rick: I'd like to set you up with my friend Karla
John: oh, sorry man. I'm sure she's great, but I'm super straight

Rick: ah. Tight.

by TheSwagatron December 18, 2021

Super straight

When someone with XY chromosomes are only attracted to people with XX chromosomes and vice versa.

Friend :”Would you date my trans friend Topia”
Me : ”no sorry I am actually super straight”

by 🈹️🈸️🈵️🈶️🈯️🈳️🈷️ March 6, 2021

Super Straight

a normal person

A : Would you date a trans woman
B : Nah, I'm super straight
A : What is that mean?
B : That means i'm a normal person who attracted to real woman

by TheManWithName March 11, 2021