Dirty Stoner

The act of ejaculating on the rim of a bong and having a female proceed to take a rip.

Wow! I never expected that dirty stoner to get me so high!

by dshox October 3, 2011

Stoner Twitch

When you're high and you feel like you're moving in short jerking motions but thinking you aren't because, well.. You're high. But in reality you really are moving like that.

Brad: Whoa brah, look at Joe over there!
Jake: Yeah man, stoner twitch.. He's baked

by CaitlinHigherThanTheeSky June 12, 2011

chutney bunker stoker

homosexual..

mmmmmmm...he stoked my chutney bunker

by Anonymous November 2, 2003

stonersaur

A cross between a dinosaur and a stoner, usually with bright red glazed eyes.

Dude, we went on chatroulette with my stonersaur and met this raw stoner guy" -clay

by katie the dog March 13, 2010

Stoner's Delight

Any sort of food created from ingredients that people not under the influence would never consider a good idea.

Joe: I just made a pie with mac & cheese, pasta, and taco meat as the filling. It's a real stoner's delight.

Timothy: All they had there was Hamburger Pizza. It was too much of a stoner's delight for me.

by James'taint June 15, 2011

JOHNSON SCOPER

someone who scopes out other guy's johnsons.

dammit cleatus...dont be scoping other guy's johnsons

by KENNY THE SHARK November 19, 2004

cobble-stomper

An offensive term for Narrow backs or anyone of Leprachaun decent. The word comes from cobble-stone like the roads in Ireland. The stomper part comes from the way a drunken Irish person would walk or river dance their ass across the cobblestone road.

The Boondock Saints is a movie about two cobble-stompers and a wop who kill pinkos and other greaseball mafia dagos.

by FilthyMexicanJesusMan aka FMJM June 9, 2009