Scoop

A racial slur referring to a black jew.

Look at that scoop over there.

by Narwalz November 21, 2018

Scoop

The act of literally duping and brushing someone’s chest in an upward motion. Girls can scoop guys, but guys can’t scoop girls. Girls can scoop eachother , same thing goes for guys. The key to the perfect scoop is to instead of flicking your wrist, away your wrist gently.

Julien: like a good neighbor

Alex: ...
(Proceeds to scoop Alex)
Julien: (in State Farm tune)

SCOOP SCOOP SCOOP SCOOP

by CuulioJuulio November 21, 2018

Shoop

When you poop and then take a shower. Some may call it a "poosh."

You take a dump and then clean it up in the shower...the ultimate Shoop combo.

Eric: Yo Ry wanna go to the bars tonight?
Ryan: Yeah lemme just shoop before we go out
Eric: Good idea. Don't wanna smell like bawt ass

by Swiffy McBallsMcGee December 9, 2018

scoop

An insufferable little cunt who believes anything he reads.

Man, this Scoop guy is a fucking retard.

by poopscoop123 December 11, 2018

Front Scoop

Front scooping is the act of wiping your ass from back to front while sitting on the toilet. When front scooping, one reaches down into the front of the toilet and reaches deep towards the back of the bowl to reach their asshole.

Todd spent a lifetime front scooping, and more often then not ended up always have shit on his balls.

by SwaggyZ WV December 27, 2018

Gooch Scoop

When your significant other first identifies the fleshy skin between your ball sack and bung hole, and flicks it with their finger in confusion trying to scoop your gooch off.

Girl: *looks at gooch*
Girl: “What is that stuff?”
Guy: “What stuff?”
Girl: *flicks skin with finger*
Girl: “that funk between you legs”
Guy: “That’s just my gooch! Don’t Gooch Scoop me”

by Oldmanclub February 27, 2019

Scoop your soup

To grab a ladle and gather the insides of ones bootyhole or vaginal area to slurp upon

Lay down and maybe a little later I’ll scoop your soup

by YouKnowULykIt March 30, 2019