stock molester

Crooked stock promoter. One who engages in securities fraud. A deceitful stockbroker. A scam artist in the stock business. White collar criminal.

I was told to buy this stock at two dollars last week, now its trading at two cents! That stock molester just dumped all his paper in the market and left me hanging with worthless stock...

by Tony parsnips September 5, 2019

Stick it between two patties

When the In-N-Out Burger was so good on a Saturday evening, you get another one and stick it between two patties.

Person 1: Get me something from In N Out while you’re there!

Person 2: I wouldn't take anything from him, he’ll probably stick it between two patties

by Dr. Ramidin November 12, 2021

quasi-stalk

To almost but not really stalk someone.

The Vampire Diaries:
Caroline: I saw Katherine today
Stefan: Where?
Caroline: At The Grill. I just stopped by to gawk and quasi-stalk Matt.

by Isabella de Luca November 23, 2011

Jammy Stick

A wooden rod with a nail banged onto the end of it (must be read in a British accent)

"Bfjwbfownfhwodhsb Jammy Stick" said the southern man as he emerged from the bayou.

by Neinmonkey October 1, 2017

Satan Stick

Lower extremity region which has the ability to control, manipulate disarm, confuse, or otherwise mindfuck and dedtrou anyome;-regardless of sexual preference-that it encounter in its path of destruction.

He waved his satan stick so indiscriminately that it came home woth a rugburn.

by ROLEXX/ WHITE RAPPERZ August 11, 2019

Gloryhole stock

Gloryhole stock a country music festival chugheads drink from gloryhole while Blake Shelton sing how sweet gloryhole

Gloryhole stock tickets on sale

by Kingofdick January 10, 2020

Stick Dank

An exaggerated version of dank used for a number of narcotics (mainly marijuana) to describe a product of an extremely copious amount quality. May alternately be described as a "one-hitter-quitter."

Guy 1: "so how's the bud?"

Guy 2: "Dude.. This is some stick dank.. I can't.. I don't know.."

Guy 1: "You alright, man?"

Guy 2: "I'm going to.. I think I'm frea-"

Guy 2 robs a bank and is subsequently arrested, becoming the Rikers fuck boy.

note: Stick Dank results may vary.

by Kutan2 August 24, 2011