Squashbangle

To Squashbangle is to teabag sombody with such force to break the sound barreir and go faster than the speed of light making you invincible ultimatlly killing your opponent or giving them really bad injuries with no trace of evedince. Do not try this at home. Waring to do this properly you have eat alot before trying this.

The Squashbangler, Squashbangled so fast that he was invincible. He had learnt how to Squashbangle three years ago.

by lukabluebuddy June 19, 2011

squashaphobia

fear of squash (the vegtable, not the sport)

I got squashaphobia after i had a squash overdose

by Ninja of aweosmeness September 19, 2011

squashed jam donut

Someone who has a really really ridiculously ugly face.

'oh she looked alright'

'dude, she looks like a squashed jam donut"

by Jim Winston November 10, 2011

Squishld

Being squashed by someone close. In an event where your being squashed by a stranger please search "Rape"

HEY! stop that I'm getting squishld.

by Jesco94 May 7, 2012

Squishy armor

Metal, armor, chains, or scales tattooed on one's body to make one appear to be tougher than one actually is. The process does not make one's skin tougher, but tends to actually tenderize the muscles, having an adverse effect on the relative toughness of the skin.

The bouncer looked tough, but we noticed it was mostly just the squishy armor all over his arms.

by batlrar October 18, 2012

squishcount

The number of casualties in an accident, terrorist attack, natural disaster or in another catastrophe. The bodycount.

"Dude, did you hear about that freak earthquake today? I'll have to check the news to get an update on the squishcount!"

by UberDoom November 9, 2012

squishage

The female version of fappage.

verb- the act of a female fingering herself

He: Man i'm going watch some ebony porn tonight and die of fappage.

She: I havent had any in months every night i engage in serious squishage in my room

by Cpl MCizzy October 19, 2012