Squid

Slang for a single cigarette

Hey man you got a squid?

Damn! Here needy you lucky I just got a pack from the gas station

by TheJordanzWorld August 18, 2021

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Bumping Squid Faces

When ancient lesbians scissor ye old dust muffins.

Joan:"Barbra?"

Barbara: "What is it Joan?"

Joan: "Would you care to partake in bumping squid faces"?

Barbara: "ah yes my lips are parched and could use some moistening"

by Trusted Mammal September 2, 2021

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Rattled Squid

Jamie and Jordan

Look at those "rattled squids" over there. They have no letty.

by Anonymous shrek42069 June 11, 2021

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rattled squid

When a person qualifies to be BOTH rattled in the sense of frustration, and a squid in the sense of seafood

Jordan and Jamie are rattled squids

by anonymous June 11, 2021

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Noun. The act of convincing your boyfriend that all his friends are trying to get with him then tell him that he is the soul reason your family is falling apart, he will never be enough, and that you never loved him.

(extra points if pulled off during the night of his final exams and a week away from his birthday)

Wow you really took toxic relationships to a new level when you pulled a Squid on them.

by og2r July 11, 2021

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