squid puffs

When you eat to much dick and everything is a metaphor for dicks

omg im seeing squid puffs

by the LIT dude who's super gay June 12, 2018

squid games

A code word understood amongst young sexually active hypsters to call their partner to do "the deed." Since the coming out of the show on the platform called Netflix, this term has replaced the famous "netflix and chill." It is even now an automatic answer proposed by dating sites chat rooms such as tinder, fruitz, bumble or even grindr or whats ap and maybe more like facebook or snapchat and or potentially even maybe other more. youtube.

female: "Hey you sick horny bastard, squid games?"

male: "yes i squid games!!!"
female: "sheesh!"

by squeekygamequebec April 16, 2022

Squid

A a loser.

Yo, who invited that squid to the party he’s over there picking his nose…

What a effing squid.

by DatCrackerSledge June 11, 2025

Weak squid

When there is an 8 man gangbang, put your dicks together facing the same way, like the tentacles of a squid

That weak squid we did last night was so arousing.

by d0gl0g November 23, 2019

Scaring a squid

High difficulty. Facilitating a 3 way with two women. Tying both up by both arms and legs but one North and one south. Then jumping on top and making both squirt simultaneously.

I had the craziest 3 way last night! It’s was eight limbs and squirting like scaring a squid!!

by biffduncan August 3, 2021

Squid

Noun. The act of convincing your boyfriend that all his friends are trying to get with him then tell him that he is the soul reason your family is falling apart, he will never be enough, and that you never loved him.

(extra points if pulled off during the night of his final exams and a week away from his birthday)

Wow you really took toxic relationships to a new level when you pulled a Squid on them.

by og2r July 11, 2021

Squid Roast

Squid roast is a derivative of the common Australian Vernacular phase "spit roast". a Spit Roast, in turn, is similar to the American root phrase "finger cuffs" made famous in the 1997 film Chasing Amy by Kevin Smith.

A squid roast is when a particularly eager and morally apathetic lady takes as many cocks as she can. Similar to a gang bang and differs only slightly in that (8) is the magic number of cocks required to achieve true squid roast status.

The first (4) are pretty obvious, but finding places for the next (4) is quite challenging and often leads to a something akin to a snake mating ball.

My girlfriend said she wants a squid roast for her Birthday, and if I'm nice she'll let me watch.

by Yankee down under March 21, 2022