When using a public restroom, the action of squatting over a toilet so your butt does not touch the seat. “Shanghai” referring to the toilets that are used in Shanghai china where the toilet is built into the floor and you squat over it to do your buisness.
I went to use the bathroom but the seat was gross, so I used the Shanghai squat to not touch the seat.
by Tom Rob April 12, 2024
Sexual position. As if doing squats on/into the other persons genitals.
Penis into vagina insertion from a higher point.
Fucking a slut deep So she screams like a dog who's tail has just been stood on
Penis into vagina insertion from a higher point.
Fucking a slut deep So she screams like a dog who's tail has just been stood on
Instead of going to the gym today I just did a few squat drops with some slut
I stood above her and squat dropped my throbbing huge penis into her tight wet vagina
My Dicks so small I only ever squat drop chicks so it gets deep and they think in huge. They yelp like dogs that are in pain
I stood above her and squat dropped my throbbing huge penis into her tight wet vagina
My Dicks so small I only ever squat drop chicks so it gets deep and they think in huge. They yelp like dogs that are in pain
by sudocrystalkizzon March 13, 2015
'I will squat drop you'
by sudocrystalkizzon March 13, 2015
by Feldokkon January 10, 2019
Not to be confused with the grim "legalese" term for the infamous auto-insurance-fraud procedure, this phrase refers to a totally-positive-and-pleasant action that you employ while interacting with small children. It begins when an eager innocent-minded pint-size comes racing towards you at full speed with a big grin and his arms held out; you therefore hastily reach down and swoop up said hurtling youngster in your arms while simultaneously "doing a quick one-eighty pirouette" to rapidly swing him around with you, as well, so that he doesn't lose much of his accumulated momentum. You then swiftly squat down again and deposit him back on his feet so that he can continue running as if nothing had stopped him or even slowed him down much.
About da only time dat you would not perform a "swoop up and squat down" is if da child either appears to be upset and thus needs comforting, or desires a quickie-cuddle ("To win in life's race, children need plenty of lap time"), in which case you should instead simply sit down and cradle said closeness-craving youngster on yer knee. Be sure to keep in mind, however, dat you may need to spend at least a few minutes at dis endeavor, even if da child merely wants a few seconds of "lovies", since any other observing youngsters in da general vicinity may notice said affectionate clasping and decide dat dey would like a little snuggle-time from you, as well. It's just like if a hot chick is allowing a mushy-hearted fellow to massage her pretty feet, and one or more other nice guys happen by and observe da fun activity; it may cause said girl-loving dudes to experience a sudden misty-eyed craving for cute toes, as well, and so said damsel may therefore be obliged to remain seated there for some time while all of da guys "take turns wif her tootsies", eventually leaving her feet totally "burnished and polished" from having all da callouses rubbed off from her slender soles.
by QuacksO June 08, 2019
Adj- the act of working out the male genitalia in various forms of activities such as tea bagging, sexual intercourse, and blow jobs.
Plural adj- Nut squats/ nut squatting the act of performing multiple times. Nicolajai The Great Greek
Plural adj- Nut squats/ nut squatting the act of performing multiple times. Nicolajai The Great Greek
by JaiGuyBowie July 29, 2016
When one farts and then has to squat in to the area where they have farted in to. Next level is when you coerce someone to squat in the area in which you have farted.
I was getting ready to poop and as I sat down I violently farted while in my descent. “Dusting” thy self in thine own luscious fart. Hence forth the “squat dust” is born.
by Jonny mansport April 16, 2021