special masturbator

An attorney assigned to an unwinnable case for the sole purpose of delaying confirmation of criminality.

Anyone know of a special masturbator that a corrupt federal judge could engage in United States of America v. D.J. Trump?

by YAWA September 11, 2022

Orbach special

1 fat rail consisting of 1/2 cocaine, 1/2 Oxycontin ground up

Yo, she just did an Orbach Special, and she is feeling awesome.

by Rocka Bocka 3 March 31, 2009

Colorado special

You cash a massive bowl while going balls deep in ya girls asshole and don't exhaled till you cum

I almost died doing the Colorado special but definitely worth it

by Cloud City resident May 30, 2018

special besties

one step up from besties. two (or more) people, often of the same sex, who have an ambiguously romantic “friendship”. they usually engage in “platonic” physical affection or have a married couple like dynamic.

these kind of relationships in media tend to be related to queer coding or queerbaiting.

are sarah and olivia, you know, special besties? they seem REALLY close.

by tswizzlesbitch13 May 26, 2021

shazingo special

Masterbating while watching a blood relative have sex this excludes relatives that mary into family. This action is something that is not enjoyed but done in order to make the situation even more akward then it already is.

I walked in on Uncle Phil and Aunt Katy going to Slam City and I became arroused.

Aren't they brother and sister?

And thats why I sat down and faught through the horrible image with a shazingo special.

by killuhcrow May 21, 2011

The Diamond Special

When you and your brother fool around in the shower. This can include sexual activities such as kissing, blowing, or fucking each other.

Friend: Where the fuck have you been, you said you were pulling up an hour ago?

Luke: Sorry, my brother is visiting from college and he surprised me with the Diamond Special.

by Joost Pluimers February 10, 2022

Special Yogurt

The yogurt that only a man can make. Thats makes other men or even other woman. Smaller ones.

Dude, you kill wasted all that special yogurt

by TylerLikesSpecialYogurt October 25, 2009