snatch hatchet

Much like whipped... when someone is ruled by their female counterpart. Meaning he or she does whatever the other (the Snatch Hatchet) pleases in any and all situations for fear of losing said snatch.

She totally laid down the snatch hatchet on him tonight!

by Drinkin_in_TX December 27, 2010

Snatch gannet

A human male who enjoys pursuing hot females for the purposes of sex. Similar to a poonhound.

My mate Phil is such a snatch gannet.

by CoCo25 January 16, 2010

Snatch Drought

The process in which a male penis momentarily exits a wet vagina, only to find on re-entry it's like hitting dry wall or drought like conditions.

OMG I've just hit a dry wall!!! WTF happened?

Sorry babe, I'm experiencing a temporary snatch drought.

by reido1974 August 3, 2011

Gator snatch

When a females vagina has sharp jagged vagina lips and dead skin.

The slut bill was with lastnight, had a gator snatch.

Amy's gator snatch was so horrifying that she scared Kyle so bad, that he ran to his house with out looking back.

by Everythingzen February 27, 2015

snatch cakin

Verb; the act of performing oral sex on a female.

Tim is well known for his snatch cakin abilities.

by sean stewart May 12, 2008

Snatch Gobbler

Slang term for lesbian.

That Ellen sure is a snatch gobbler.

by Vengeful Ghost October 29, 2011

Turkey Snatch

1.) A female that is so beastly and whorish (see Beast Whore) that she sucks down whole turkey dinners with her vagina.

1.) That beast whore has a real turkey snatch on her

by Jbook August 2, 2006