forearm smash

(v.) To hit someone in the face with a swinging forearm.

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by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004

smashed pineapple

As you can imagine, pretty fucking ugly.

No way mate, she's got a face like a smashed pineapple!

by Choda Boy 57 August 10, 2006

Gallon smashing

When you go into a grocery store and grab two two gallon jugs of some sort of liquid. Then pretend to trip while either smashing the gallons to the ground, throwing it into the air, or a combination. Then when you try to get up pretend or actually slip in the liquid and continue to fall.

More fun then the Harlem shake

"Hey bro, lets go gallon smashing!"

by Mcb2223 February 22, 2013

Lemme smash

A phrase used by someone who is expressing their enthusiasm for mashed potatoes.

"Look at my potatoes, cool right?"

"Lemme smash?"

by ^the best definition June 30, 2017

Smash you

Used by many asians in the London Area meaning violence against another person.

Jee Dot: oi i heard you want beef with my cousin.

N Dot: yo j dot imma smash you man

by Gurpal Singh December 9, 2008

post smash

Before raming your girlfriend from behind you take a pic of her fat ass

I sent a post smash to pucksnaps52

by Juoajfreddude April 11, 2017

Pasty smashing

A metaphorical term to describe a lesbian. Imagery of the famous cornish pasty is used to replicate the act of scissoring in which a females pasty-like vagina is 'smashed' against another's. Hence Pasty smashing.

Girl 1: "Fancy going out tonight?"
Girl 2: "Nah babes, I fancy staying in tonight and pasty smashing!"

by DirtyPea May 15, 2012