The act of pleasuring oneself in the manor of “lobster cage”, but with one main variation; having a small penis.
See definition: lobster cage
See definition: lobster cage
Linda: “Sorry, I’m late for dinner. It looks delicious!”
Dave: “No worries, babe. Glad you could make it!”
*(Not) Dave bursts through door*
(Not) Dave: Cheating bitch! Look at him, yo. I bet he has to fuggin shrimp cage!”
Linda: “This is my brother...?”
Dave: “No worries, babe. Glad you could make it!”
*(Not) Dave bursts through door*
(Not) Dave: Cheating bitch! Look at him, yo. I bet he has to fuggin shrimp cage!”
Linda: “This is my brother...?”
by Not Dave. June 2, 2020
Get the shrimp cage mug.A word to describe a short hoe that always wears pink, also something that should be eaten immediately, if you know of a person that is a shrimp, EAT THEM TO PUT THEM OUT OF THEIR MISERY!
Other well known fact is that shrimps are usually teenage girls, or a gay boy that isn't noticed by any of their family so they take it out on their own friends and end up having none because they are GARBO!
Other well known fact is that shrimps are usually teenage girls, or a gay boy that isn't noticed by any of their family so they take it out on their own friends and end up having none because they are GARBO!
Example:
Maxine: YOU WERE TALKING TO BRITANY, WOAH SHE'S A TOTAL BITHCH!
Tiffany: Yeah, totally bitch, might as well call her a shrimp, she always wears pink....what a hoe!
Britany: YEAH? WELL IMMA GO FUCK MYSELF, AND TRY TO GET MY PARENTS TO REMEMBER MY NAME!! (runs to bathroom crying)
Maxine: YOU WERE TALKING TO BRITANY, WOAH SHE'S A TOTAL BITHCH!
Tiffany: Yeah, totally bitch, might as well call her a shrimp, she always wears pink....what a hoe!
Britany: YEAH? WELL IMMA GO FUCK MYSELF, AND TRY TO GET MY PARENTS TO REMEMBER MY NAME!! (runs to bathroom crying)
by Fudalbutts February 13, 2018
Get the Shrimp mug.Shrimping is when you are eating dat ass you take a plastic straw(or a metal straw for all you Vsco girl's or boy's) and suck the poop out of her butt.
"What did you and your boyfriend do yesterday for balentines day?"
"He just took me out to dinner, then we went home and he sucked it out of me"
"Whats it called, and What do you do"
"Well its called shrimping and when your eating the girls ass you take a straw and suck her poop out of her"
"Me and Terrence should try shrimping someday"
"He just took me out to dinner, then we went home and he sucked it out of me"
"Whats it called, and What do you do"
"Well its called shrimping and when your eating the girls ass you take a straw and suck her poop out of her"
"Me and Terrence should try shrimping someday"
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Get the Shrimped mug.Daisy: "Ew scarlett your boyfriend finn has a shrimp"
Scarlett: "omg no ew that's disgusting. I am never going near that thing"
Daisy: "Yeah lol u should dump him"
Scarlett: "omg no ew that's disgusting. I am never going near that thing"
Daisy: "Yeah lol u should dump him"
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Get the Shrimp mug.A rare torture method where the victim's legs are curled forward, making them resemble a shrimp's tail, hence the name.
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