If it fits, it ships

An overloaded and/or poorly loaded vehicle, often U-Haul rental equipment. Obviously unsafe even to casual observers. High risk of the load becoming dislodged, causing a traffic accident and heavy damage to the vehicle and load.

Justified by the moron driving by saying "if it fits it ships". From an early 2000s US Postal Service advertising campaign.
I rented a U-Haul car carrier to tow the F-350 behind my Honda Civic. Yeah I know the truck bed is full of paving stones. No, not the other way around, the Civic is the tow vehicle.

If it fits, it ships.
by Uncle Jersey July 21, 2023
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Shipping mark

When someone writes (in a public place)- the initials of two people they think should be together win a relationship.
“Oooh- I ship HM+TL- let me carve a shipping mark onto this tree”
by Secretary Hamilton December 24, 2023
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spy ship

spy ship (n): a floating vessel full of people who think they are spies, secretly collecting information, except they are on a freaking *ship* and not particularly secret
The Russian spy spy ship off the coast of the USA is full of top-bunk jackoffs.
by sooooowhat February 15, 2017
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ship-like

Someone who can be shipped with anyone; mostly used with celebrities.
I sometimes imagine myself dating and being with Danny DeVito 'coz he's ship-like.
by someone from the internet October 23, 2020
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Substitute Ship

A ship that "Substitutes" or is the equivalent to another ship. An example being Conrad X Sunday with Conrad being the Brother of Whitty and Sunday being the Ex of Carol and a POC.
Conrad x Sunday is a substitute ship for Whitty x Carol.
by BlueIkea February 21, 2023
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rip and ship

The illegal practice of copying a movie disk (DVD or blu-ray) and sending it back to the rental service immediately, then watching the copy later.
I don't have time to watch enough movies to make it worth it, so I rip and ship to keep the queue rolling.
by hondyhon February 04, 2012
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Same day shipping

(n.) Fucking on the same day you get into a relationship.
i lwky just had same day shipping with that guy i had a crush on
by Crackerposting_Throwaway January 03, 2025
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