Rusty Trunk

1)A nasty un-wiped dirty bottom.

2)What happens to the trunk of the male penis as a result of intense anal sex and or during the menstrual cycle.

Yo, that bitch has a rusty trunk. I banged this girl last night at that party. She didn't tell me she had her period, now i got a rusty trunk.

by DrunkProof August 25, 2009

rusty trombone

When someone is tonguing your balloon knot while giving you the good ole reach-around.

I received my first rusty trombone in Maastricht.

by NYPD February 9, 2004

Rusty Trombone

A simultaneous rim-job/ hand-job.

got a great rusty trombone yesterday

by Mikus February 6, 2003

Rusty Venture

A Rusty Venture is when you take your finger and swirl it around a man's anal sphincter while performing a hand job

After five cocktails, Sheryl agreed to give me a Rusty Venture

by Al_the_Alchemist November 25, 2010

The Rusty Pirate

The Rusty Pirate is when you're banging a chick in her shit pipe from behind and then proceed to further own her whorish soul by reaching into her mouth with your index fingers and applying the always effective and potent technique known as the double fish hook. But wait, there's more... you then add the audible tone of "Arrrr, walk my plank you Sea Donkey!"

~ The End

After my date gave me the Rusty Trombone, I felt the need return the favor and proceeded to give her the Rusty Pirate. Arrrr!!!

by D. ROB September 18, 2011

rusty french horn

Performing analingus on a female while reaching around to fist her, similar to playing a french horn.

Wow, I never realized how loose this chick was until I gave her a rusty french horn.

by Freddy-Wayne January 1, 2009

rusty ventalitor

a joke when somebody shits on your chest while you sleep

dude ron gave me a rusty ventalitor last night i spent the morning washing the stink of shit off me

by ridizzle December 24, 2007