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An internet rule so ruley, that it shall never be written.
This is such an emergency... we call upon rule 78!
Rule 78 by /b/tard-troll. November 9, 2009
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Watching Porn with your friends is gay.
Guy 1: Hey, I just got new copies of porn man. Wanna go watch it with me at my house?

Guy 2: Rule 11, man, rule 11.

Guy 1: I know.
Rule 11 by Rulemaler February 28, 2009
at 4:20 (PM or AM) one must smoke any marijuana substance available. (this includes, but is not limited to, eating, snorting, fucking, cooking, etc.)
Girl: hey what time is it?

Guy: its 4:20 PM

Girl: i think im gonna go outside and smoke a cigarette.

Guy: Rule 420 bitch!
Rule 420 by GANJAGANJ December 21, 2008
The widely accepted rule of mentality that witty retorts, good comebacks, and the right thing to say will always come ten minutes or more after you need it.
Bob: At least somebody will get in bed with *me*.

Joe: Uh...erm.... STUPIDFACE!

*ten minutes later*

Joe: "At least my sister doesn't whore it up with me". Genius. Why didn't I get this when I needed it?

Carl: Rule 41.
Rule 41 by Alcnor March 27, 2009

Rule 199 

Rule 199 cancle outs awkward turtle, anyone doing awkward turtle at that time has to be slapped round the face. UNLESS the awkward Turtle user applies Rule 10101
*Awkward Silence*
*Awkward Turtle*
"Rule 199!"
*Boom Slap*
Rule 199 by EvilDrPorkChop July 6, 2011

Rule 319 

Rule 319 states that:

a) everything and anything is bound to be connected or affected by the coronavirus in some way.

b) for every community of a specific topic/interest on the internet, there will eventually be discussions pertaining to the coronavirus.
Dude 1: Yo if you search literally anything and put "coronavirus" at the end, there's gonna be at least something related to it.
Dude 2: LOL holy shit ur right, I just searched pornhub and coronavirus and there's actually news about that
Dude 1: Rule 319 man