riding the zipper

to grind, or have clothed sex
She was great at riding the zipper.
by zipper lover August 27, 2016
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riding the dog

"Man, I can't afford a plane ticket. I guess I'll be riding the dog."
"Dude, you meet some crazy people on the Greyhound bus. That's why I hate riding the dog."
by DJ Blurry Guy March 18, 2018
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Hoo ride

You ready to Hoo Ride on these fools? Get the straps, blood.
by Gangstaraldebaran April 04, 2022
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bloop ride

An urban rental car. A bloop ride may be earned in exchange for a favor, money, drugs or sex. It is advisable to use a bloop ride if you're going to commit a crime so the car can't be traced to you.
(Court transcript:)

Q. Whose vehicle were you using at the time?
A. Man, I don't know. It was just a bloop ride I got off a friend of my brother's girlfriend who owed me money. Know'm sayin?
by JeanneBop January 29, 2008
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Solar Ride

I just got a Solar Ride from Jim last night.
by YourMom1203 May 09, 2012
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Sandpaper ride

Dude 1 is laying down. Dude 2 is scooting his ass cheeks against dude 1's chin stubble
Dude: I took a sandpaper ride on John last night. His chin looks like rusty steel wool.
by Grech88 May 03, 2011
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Hay riding

Being high or stoned due to smoking grass or eating marijuana infused food.
Dude what did you do yesterday?
I was hay riding in my girlfriend’s basement.
by Dawaninon December 12, 2009
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