A person whose brain only has half of all functionality leaving them retarded in the other half. Still can be reffered to as Retards
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Get the Half Retarded mug.When a male (or women with a strap on) shove his/her dick into there own ass and likes there boob and runs around town
Jim: I saw john run around retard monkey-ing he was doing it all wrong
Tim:oh how so?
Jim: He wasn't licking his nipple
Tim:oh how so?
Jim: He wasn't licking his nipple
by Ass definition October 2, 2011
Get the retard monkey mug.Person 1. "Wow, man you like programmed that router in like 15 seconds and fixed the problem..."
Person 2. "Yeah, I have my moments."
Person 1. "Dude, you are retarded smart."
Person 2. "Yeah, I have my moments."
Person 1. "Dude, you are retarded smart."
by Lauro Chavez November 5, 2007
Get the retarded smart mug.1. Possessing seemingly superhuman strength at the cost of intellegence.
Due to thier amazing fortitude and low center of gravity, most retards possess amazing strength and momentum, thus resembling a charging bull in both overwhelming power and underwhelming intellect.
Due to thier amazing fortitude and low center of gravity, most retards possess amazing strength and momentum, thus resembling a charging bull in both overwhelming power and underwhelming intellect.
1. Damn! Jerome Bettis broke through that line like a Bull Retard.
2. That kid in Special Ed is a fucking bull retard... he bumped me in the hallway and I went down like Peter McNeeley.
2. That kid in Special Ed is a fucking bull retard... he bumped me in the hallway and I went down like Peter McNeeley.
by Sheraton Gould April 20, 2005
Get the Bull Retard mug.A bear-like power possessed by large, often socially awkward people during times of excitement or anger. Their insurmountable strength is seemingly inconceivable during their normal, relaxed state, but can be accentuated by emotional distress, or often by intense inebriation by alcohol or other drugs. Though normaly quiet and intraverted, dont let their good natured persona fool you. One too many shots may cause godzilla like devastation, resulting in numerous bone fractures and utter panic caused by bear-like hugs and bone shattering high fives.
Dont let him drink. Last time, he got super friendly after too many shots, gave me a pat on the back, and broke 3 of my verterbrate. Then while apologizing, he lifted me up by my arm, and literally ripped it from my torso. Worst case of retard strength I've ever seen
by eel_G July 11, 2010
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Scientifically proven to be three times as powerful as the rage emitted by a person of regular intellect.
Retard Rage has been known to be particularly deadly when combined with Retard Strength.
Scientifically proven to be three times as powerful as the rage emitted by a person of regular intellect.
Retard Rage has been known to be particularly deadly when combined with Retard Strength.
Newspaper headline:
SHOP OWNER MURDERED IN RETARD RAGE ATTACK
A 39 year old New England shop owner was killed yesterday when the downs syndrome man he was serving became enraged over the price of eggs. SWAT officers were called when the arresting officers realised standard steel handcuffs were not enough to restrain the retard rage.
SHOP OWNER MURDERED IN RETARD RAGE ATTACK
A 39 year old New England shop owner was killed yesterday when the downs syndrome man he was serving became enraged over the price of eggs. SWAT officers were called when the arresting officers realised standard steel handcuffs were not enough to restrain the retard rage.
by Don Strongo May 29, 2010
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