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RedNeck Abortion

Giving birth right into a bear's mouth
She didn't want the baby, so we gave her a "RedNeck Abortion"
by Boi_person May 21, 2016
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Preppy Redneck

The Preppy Redneck is essentially a wannabe classic redneck who's rich daddies buy everything for them. They are often members of private schools, drive mint condition full size trucks with lift kits, wear Carhartt, Costas and camo ball caps. The Preppy Redneck never actually hunts, fishes, or goes to the river. They simply love to show off their rebellious ideations without actually rebelling. You'll find the preppy redneck possessing either a George Lucas beard or a goatee. Local women completely lose all logic and self respect over the Preppy Redneck man. They are found primarily in suburban Alabama and Georgia.
Hipster: Sweet Yah, that preppy redneck's existential purpose is nearly as ironic as my wardrobe!

Preppy Redneck: Hey gurl, how about we get some new cowboy boots with my unemployment check then go to my daddie's house and gave terrible sex under my camo blanket?

Redneck: Boi, get yer dadgum sissy little ass outta this town til you learn to be a real good ol' boi!
by TheSpecticalSpectator May 17, 2018
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redneck mocha

a bottle of yoo-hoo on ice with an espresso shot pour over
by Tiiiinaaa April 3, 2022
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Redneck Paintball

“Redneck Paintball” is when a girl has a tampon in and holds her nose to sneeze while bent over... shooting the tampon out like a paintball
My roommates Jenn and Megan are so gross, they’re in the other room having a Redneck Paintball fight.
by EvryWmnzFntsy May 9, 2020
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redneck dozen

Honey, I got you a bouquet of road reflectors, red ones your favorite color, a whole redneck dozen.
by Logizyme November 26, 2017
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Redneck Atheist

A redneck who holds no belief in God or Gods.
I live in the South, but religion is honestly overrated to me so I would consider myself a redneck atheist.
by CelticEagle February 19, 2019
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