riding the sheep

mensturation, a woman's period, most specifically small African girls with no other means of sanitary pads.

(There's a commercial, about poor African girls who can't go to school because they have their period.)

Me: Can't they just, I don't know....grab some wool or grass or something and shove it in there? I mean, what did any woman do in, like, olden times?

Boyfriend: Better yet...she could just ride a sheep for a few days.

Me: That's fantastic. Riding the sheep!!

by Kim H January 8, 2008

riding dirty

driving while having warents out on your name.

not any of this not showering shit you are making up.

don't want to be caught riding dirty

by diesel.. July 12, 2006

Riding The H-Train

To ride the H-train

(offensive slang)
v. 1. to go to hell.

n. 2. the act of going to hell

"Hey jackass, why dont you start riding the H-train?!"

by Sdmoney44 December 20, 2005

Horseback Riding

The gayest sport known to man.

Dude, check out Fruity horseback riding.

by not shadowgod August 18, 2009

Riding the Lion

Term meaning "to smoke marijuana"

Derived from:
Marijuana aka weed
Dandy lions aka weed

Dude #1: Where's Bob tonight?
Dude #2: He's at home riding the lion

by glenjamin87 December 20, 2009

shark riding

Having sexual relations with a woman who is in a shark costume or masterbaiting while watching jaws or sexual intercourse between two sharks

Ex: Nicholas is into shark riding and it is the only way he can get off sexually

by shark riding co. October 7, 2017

Little Red Riding Hood

When a "nigger" uses a condom for a change and rails his woman so hard that her pussy is red for days afterwards.

Guy 1: Hey dude what is up?
Guy2: I just railed this girl last weekend and she still has a red vagina.
Guy 1: nice Little Red Riding Hood

by Gamer4862 December 10, 2018