prison turd

A turd so large, nothing else can fit in your prison wallet.
Joe almost got prison raped, but his prison turd saved him.
by Joe Somebody 68 November 30, 2018
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prison hole

n. mouth

v. "prison holed" - mouthed
v. <slang> "reeboked" - mouthed (see 'prison holed')
I stuffed some kielbasa in his prison hole.
by puklestheclown September 23, 2010
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Prison Hole

Your butthole
Where people in prison sneak in their belongings.
Erin: I can’t sneak this in!
Mikayla: Just hide it in your prison hole.
Mikey: I hide stuff in my prison hole all the time.
by Kayla411 June 17, 2024
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The Prison Drill

An exercise carried out before one leaves a party and must "sober-up" ASAP, say before entering the presence of unapproving authority figures. involves heavy drinking of water and excessive bread consumption. not to be confused with the "drop-the-soap drill".
Bro 1: dude, we gotta head back soon but we cant go back this drunk
Bro 2: its alright man, we just gotta go do the prison drill!
by Ruddy Duck January 20, 2012
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prison calling

When you call someone that is only a room away from you, kind of like a glass paine between a prisoner and a visitor.
You are so lazy, quit prison calling me!
by Eminem DA rapper September 29, 2018
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Pres prisoner

When your university housemate is having pres with a group of friends you don't really know in the communal kitchen or living area, so you're forced to stay (or hide) in your room all evening
I was planning to meal prep tonight, but Sophie was having pres in the kitchen, so I ended up being a pres prisoner and having dry cereal out of the box in my room instead
by lilypad01 June 07, 2023
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