Prison horny

When it's been so long that anything looks sexy

I haven't fucked in so long mannn I'm prison horny!

by Prison Pete October 17, 2022

Prison City Rules

In small press publishing that's code:

No erotic content, but other than that NO HOLDS BARRED

The Ethereal Gazette was noted for it's STRICT house rules rivaling the mentality of the Duggar household but aspects that differ as he defined to another who was doing anthologies, another editor knew the rules he coined -- other publishing imprints know this as Prison City Rules. No erotic content but no holds barred. Rule out sexual content but time the swearing, go for subject matter that's ideologically sensitive and able to address social issues when pulling this off. The Issue Five roster embodied the Prison City Rules approach.

by illinoishorrorman June 8, 2018

prison port

"Prison port" refers to the anal canal, penetrated during sexual activity by inmates serving time in prison. "Port" is used because inserting the penis into the anal canal is similar to inserting a headphone jack, USB connector, or some other data access interface into the port of a computer.

Cover your prison port around this guy. He likes the pretty boys.

by Ehnea Mehk April 14, 2024

This prison... To hold... ME?

A cool line to say when you're Escaping unorthodox containment

The police: "Man I really hope that panopticon Held that guy"
Sisyphus Prime from the hit game Ultrakill by hakita: "This prison... To hold... ME?"
The police, Screwed: "Oh dear!"

by Mangler man the fan February 19, 2024

Prison Butt

Ones asshole that is used to store miscellaneous items

Cole used his prison butt to deliver his mother's refrigerator to her new house

by Funnytreeguy420 December 30, 2020

Prison

Bad people go prison.

That motherfucker is going to prison.

by DOGMAN_5676 May 20, 2020

prison

verb. to be fucked in the ass or fuck someone in the ass
originating from the my chemical romance song "you know what they do to guys like us in prison," which was, coincidentally, about getting fucked in the ass.

me: yo no homo and i dont have a dick but i would totally prison gerard

by silentinletrees November 29, 2017