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Posting Tennis

When two or more members of an Internet Forum post back and forth trying to express their opinion on a subject. The conversation turns into a posting war and the discussion usually ends up going nowhere.
Poster A: My opinion is that Xbox is better than PS3
Poster B: No I don't agree, PS3 is better
Poster A: Are you crazy? you're so wrong
Poster C: You two are both wrong, Wii is better than both
Poster A: You're joking, right?
Poster D: This is turning into a game of Posting Tennis

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by Tommy172 October 27, 2011
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Post Up

hood definition:The act of being prepared,ready and inticipating beef...Ready to retaliate.
#1SEED:Ay Bruh lets "post up" on'em...
#FTPIERCE:You already know, I been posted in the paint...
by #1SEED772 September 9, 2022
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Post-it note

The act of ejaculating onto someone's face and sticking money to it, typically done by sugar daddies and/or done to prostitutes.
Sophie was beyond stoked I gave her a Post-It note, she used the cash to pay her phone bill
by Dr.Rozas August 12, 2017
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post lick

Activities that happens after cunnilingus/oral sex.
I decided to give her my number, post lick.
by AnonTupac April 19, 2014
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Takei Posting

When every post you make has no purpose other than to remind everyone of how much you love sucking dick.
Americans: We can endure higher prices for food and gas if it means putting the screws to Putin. Consider it a patriotic donation in the fight for freedom over tyranny. -George Takei Posting on Twitter

The peaceful transfer of power is a thing of beauty. One moment Barack Obama is leader of the Free World. A moment later it's Angela Merkel. -George Takei Posting on Twitter

At a speech today in PA, Trump said he considers himself "a blue collar worker, in a way." Right. That's like me claiming I'm a ladies man. -George Takei Posting on Twitter
by 101atu March 12, 2022
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Post Malone

When your hair gets all frizzy like Post Malone’s hair...
When I went outside in the humidity my hair got all Post Malone.
by LisseteQ106 May 7, 2021
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post dribble

The remaining semen in a mans penis that proceeds to dribble out after he has ejaculated and the phalice has gone flaccid.
I wiped my post dribble off with a tissue from beside my bed
by BigB0bby69 June 9, 2017
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