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post brothel

A thread of a forum, specifically designed for post whoring.

EG: What are you wearing today, What are you eating today, What are you listening to today, The post below you, the poster above you, etc.
Dude have you seen the TPBM thread on MacHeist? That shit is a post brothel.
by lolmacs February 12, 2009
mugGet the post brothelmug.

Posting-tard

Someone who posts spam and retarded responses on online-communities, It shows his/her incapability to maintain himself after seeing a post that he/she hates on a discussion board.
It's mainly a response to another derogatory comment.
YOU: Naruto is the best anime ever.
ME: Narutard.
YOU: Posting-tard.
by RealYOU December 4, 2013
mugGet the Posting-tardmug.

post-panda

A term to describe the world after the COVID19 pandemic. Probably offensive. See pre-panda.
This is the first time I have hi-fived a stranger post-panda.
by jdginstagramz July 7, 2021
mugGet the post-pandamug.

Post Mahoned

Aight, keep me post mahoned bro
by Mahonis O'Brian November 22, 2018
mugGet the Post Mahonedmug.

Post-Boning

The Act of kissing the person you are penetrating to delay the inevitable climax.
"Dude, do you ever kiss your girlfriend to prevent yourself from cumming too early ?

"Yeah bro, its called Post-boning. She thinks i'm being passionate but in reality I just want her to think i'm like a porn star"
by Thericterscale April 9, 2018
mugGet the Post-Boningmug.

Post Malonalisa

Hey have you seen Post Malonalisa
by BenBowen27 May 13, 2018
mugGet the Post Malonalisamug.

Schrodinger’s post

When you want to stop scrolling through posts but you need to know whether the next post is good or not. This in turn leaves you wondering “Will the next League of Legends tier list reel actually be morally passable?”
Rational human being: You’ve been looking at Hustler’s University ads all day, have a break.

Monkey brain sigma: Nah I need to know if the next post is good, or I will spiral into Schrodinger’s post.
by Somedudewithtoomuchsparetime January 25, 2023
mugGet the Schrodinger’s postmug.

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