pautoe

Taber

Pautoe is such a taber

by Mudabune June 28, 2017

Platophobia

Fear of being hit in the head with an airborne plate (particularly when thrown by a spouse or close relative).

"Oh dear, I am having an odd sense of platophobia right now!"

by freezersyeah July 10, 2017

Plutwo

The second thing after Pluto.

Wow, "Plutwo" would be a great nickname for the second target of the New Horizons mission--the classical Kuiper belt object (486958) 2014 MU69!

by galactic_queen April 20, 2018

Plukörd

A pleb, buka and a nerd at the same time!

"That guy is so stupid!"
"Yeah! what a Plukörd!"

by Flying Eggplant January 3, 2018

Platonic Hand Job

A hand job that is done by a friend with no feelings behind it

Friend: Give me a hand job
Friend 2: I have a boy friend
Friend: No No Platonic Hand Job, as friends

by Platonic Hand Job March 19, 2018

Platonic Handjob

A platonic friendship that goes dirty for a quick second of pleasure where a handjob is issued out to the lucky receiver.

Male equivalent of platonic fingering

Not to be confused with Atomic Handjob

So what happened last night?

Nothing much, just a platonic handjob.

by Whattareyoudoing May 12, 2018

platonomony

When two asexual and/or aromantic people marry each other. There is no expectation of sex or romance, just a pure partnership. Commonly for the purpose of adopting children, or for financial security and benefits.

Yo I don’t wanna have sex or a romantic marriage but I want the benefits. Let’s get bound by the acts of holy platonomony.

by im_a_d!ck March 21, 2018