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sticky pirate 

the act of cumming in the eye, then kicking in one of the legs. Causing them to cover ones eye with the hand and hop on one leg.
The bitch had sex with my brother so i gave her a sticky pirate
sticky pirate by Joe Pray September 14, 2008

Creamy Pirate 

When a woman is giving a man oral pleasure then he pulls out and comes in her eye. Then when she's getting up he kicks her in the shin. So she's hopping around on one leg with one eye closed, mumbling and cursing. Hence the creamy pirate...
Creamy Pirate by Roostafy April 21, 2003

Butt Pirate 

A man who enjoys anal sex, akin to a Rump Raider or a Bum Ninja. This term is often associated with gay porn stars.
The butt pirate enjoyed giving the cabin boy the plank.
Butt Pirate by T. J. May 23, 2003

cereal pirate 

1. A pirate who menacingly sneaks through walmart at night messing up all of the cereal boxes, changing their order, and damaging packaging; resulting in the constant disarray that is the walmart cereal aisle.

2. A person who is quite rude and possibly improper, with little intelligence.
1. Those cereal pirates dented this box of Cocoa Puffs!
2. Man, she's such a cereal pirate. I can't believe she farted in front of your parents.
cereal pirate by argh! April 27, 2006

Wheelbarrow Pirate Ship 

An amazing sexual position that requires balance and precision. The woman puts her hands on the floor while you lift her legs onto either side of your body, finally raise her legs like a sail and give her the rambone while you walk her around the room.
I met her up in Boston at the wood shed and gave her the Wheelbarrow pirate ship.

Eat like a Pirate 

when a person spears a large piece of food, usually meat, and takes bites out of said meat without cutting
Parent- "Johnny, don't eat like a pirate"

kid- "But mom, i'ts faster!"
Eat like a Pirate by bigseb31213 October 8, 2009