pirate patch

the triangle of fabric in the back of thong underwear, referred to when it peeks out of the top of a woman's pants, named as such because of the two srings holding it up and the fact that it covers
"the brown eye"

she's not that hot but I can't help but look every time she bends over I find myself staring right at her pirate patch

by storkwood March 23, 2009

Pirate day

The weekend following the first week in April. A celibration originaly started in East Brunswic New jersey, Till this day no one knows why it exsits.

The Rules of Pirate Day.
1. Following wakeing up, dress scervy.
2. Go out and break somthing followed by the theft of something.
3. Following your day of Pillageing, start your night with much alchohal and illagl substanences.
4. Repeat all night.

Hey do you know whne Pirate day is this year?

yea april 7th

by Wund3rBr3Ad April 24, 2006

Pennsylvania Pirate

When you shit on one of your passed-out friend's eye to make it look like an eye patch.

At midnight, Garet gave Kirsten a Pennsylvania Pirate so when she woke up, Kirsten would see how much Garet likes pirates.

by Jubbie October 2, 2007

oxygen pirate

A person who is so utterly stupid that his/her only purpose on this earth is to absorb the oxygen better used by more worthwhile beings.

Dr. McNobb is such an oxygen pirate that he has single-handedly managed to raise the temperature of the earth 5 degrees through his sheer stupidity.

by Midnight LaRue May 31, 2005

Pirate Maneuver

You do anal with a chubby girl, smack her ass and then ride the waves.

I did the Pirate Maneuver with Jen last night.

We both got some booty, awwww yeah...

by HomerSampson December 22, 2010

Shit Pirate

One who seeks out payment in the form of fecal matter. If payment is not provided post haste, it will be taken forcibly by means of a latex glove and a tabletop. On occasion a hook may be used.

Shit Pirate: "AAR, you owe me for that hamburger! Pass me your feces."

Frightened Industrial Engineering Professor: "Oh bullocks, a shit pirate and me without my Je-Fairy"

by Douches November 25, 2004

Pirate texting

When someone gets very very drunk and decides it's a good idea to text someone they really shouldnt...except the only way to not see 2 screens of their mobile is to close one eye - like a pirate! Haha!

'OMG i was so drunk last night i ended up pirate texting Bill'

by Jen Brown March 27, 2007