Kai Patel

A kai is like a fish you should kill it - when they’re out and about they’re mistaken for being gender fluid but they’re ragingly into fucking bees

boy 1. who’s that person fucking a bee and shouting kill all men
boy 2: that’s kai patel

by userrrree1232 May 24, 2023

Yug Patel

A human calculator

Look It's yug patel!

by lkaosqplsa May 31, 2023

Bobby Pavelonis

Someone who behaves like a police officer or federal agent

Nah don’t sell to him he’s a Bobby Pavelonis type of guy

by Bimjo August 8, 2023

Matthew Patel

THE BEST MAN TO EXIST ON THIS GOD FORSAKEN EARTH
IF YOU WANT FIGHT ME‼️‼️🗣🙏
HA! UR NOT THE BRIGHTEST🗣🙏

Person one: Hear me out...Matthew patel-
Person two: NO.

by GOOBERRRRRRRRRRRRR December 10, 2023

khelan patel

Two cockroaches slapped under a homeless persons duvet fighting a brawl to the death mma match

Oh Kyle look at them khelan patels brawling it out to the death

by Rapidestsleet72 January 7, 2024

matthew patel

THE MOST BEST MAN ON EARTJ

Person 1: Matthew Patel is so fucking hot

Person 2: what.

by GOOBERRRRRRRRRRRRR January 14, 2024

ansh patel

someone so fucking hot that it hurts to look at them. the human definition of booktok boyfriend

that man is fucking ansh patel

by nik.is.daddy December 6, 2023