PARKER

Has a beer billy and is a fat lard who also drinks coke and eats mickeys every day.
OOO look there is a parker
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Parker

Parker is a beauty, cute and funny. He’s a green eyes blondie that will take your heart away once you get to know him. He can be self Centered and you know never know what he’s thinking. He’s often very closed off and unreachable. You try to get closer him but it’s impossible. He pulls you in every time and you feel safe, for a second until you wake up back to reality every time and ask yourself what your doing. He loves sports and often is obsessed with baseball. He can be a jerk to be people he finds unsuperior to him and his family is awful. When you look into his eyes you see him. Only him. And underneath all that sarcasism is hurt, and pain, and wanting to feel loved. And instead of showing people that love he plays with them. And nobody ever knows how much they truly meant to him. He reaches for validation and will go along with anywho f just to feel accepted. Socially by his friends. His friends are everything. He’s a very social person and only shows his true Color’s once and I while and when he does it will either be so good it’s a dream or a never ending nightmare you can never wake up from. The memories are good when you have them and he’s so amazing sometimes you can’t let go.
Parker is remarkable
by Ali(3) July 8, 2022
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Parker

Parker is a boy who is the funniest guy ever! He usually has Blonde fluffy hair who is normal at height. Usually dates tall, Dirty Blonde, Green eye ,girls. He always has your back no matter what. He often dates girls with unique names like Audrey, Madeline,Seirra, etc. He always loves his sports no matter what sport it is he will be the best at it! Never mess with a Parker.
Who's That Parker dude?

I don't know but he's Hot!
by Donald1 September 28, 2018
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parker french

What a hottie! I would 100% make love with this guy, he has a nice booty and body with a beautiful face. I call him the 15 foot destroyer and the makes my mouth water on a daily basis. On the bus he makes me harder than a gay man seeing James Charles. Goddam this boi is THICC he deserves 69 c’s for his hotness level from 0-1000000000. When rating this boi I give it a 100000000000000000000.
This is super parker french of you
by Parker French May 18, 2019
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Peter Parker

Some random guy that keeps asking me if I know him
Peter Parker : "I'm Peter Parker, do you know me? I'm Spider man"
Me: "no I don't know you"
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Parker

Parkers are usually very open with their feelings towards others, even if he doesn’t know them well. Parker is a generally funny guy and tries to make the best out of any situation. Parkers are very confident in themselves and always strives to be his best self. When Parkers fall for a girl, they fall HARD. Parkers are very loyal to their girlfriend and if you happen to have a Parker as your boyfriend, DONT LOSE HIM!
Damn Parker is so confident in himself. How did I get so lucky?
by Maddie1833 October 20, 2019
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Parker

Parker's are also girls sometimes!
"Wow, who is that girl?"
"Her name is Parker"
by ppc133 November 23, 2021
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