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notebook checking parents

stupid ass parents who always want to check their kids books for no fucking reason and judge them for doing anything wrong
by sagani gadiks son March 5, 2024
mugGet the notebook checking parentsmug.

ur parent straight

A cataclysmic comeback to "ur dad lesbian", this insult detonates at 1,000,000,000,000 power. Turns entire bloodlines into "Live Laugh Love" signs and converts MAGA hats into pride flags. Warning: May cause Karens to melt into essential oils.
*Kyle: "ur dad lesbian 😎"
Enby Overlord: "ur parent straight."
Kyle: transforms into a nonbinary forest elf
His lifted truck becomes a community garden.
by cupcakesmasher May 10, 2025
mugGet the ur parent straightmug.

chronic parents

parents who are ALWAYS home, somehow
hey babe, can i come over and give you a bj? "no sorry, I have chronic parents"
by nosebleedboi January 4, 2018
mugGet the chronic parentsmug.

Berkeley Parents Network

A collection of narc parents who base their existence around flaunting their parenting skills while pathologizing teachers and their own children alike. Great read if you want to justify not moving to Berkeley outside price alone.
Did you see that lady totally get up in my space back there? I bet she posts daily on Berkeley Parents Network.
by Someguy018 November 4, 2018
mugGet the Berkeley Parents Networkmug.

One-parent

When one parent doesn't allow the other parent to have a say in decision-making or discipline of a child.
I tried to punish him but you cut me off so I'm going to let you one-parent his discipline for biting Todd.
by Weapon H April 21, 2021
mugGet the One-parentmug.

Madeline McCanns parents

This is a term used to describe a mother and a father who are so caring for their children they leave them in a hotel room unattended by anyone until they get kidnapped. They are the two most caring loving people in the world they always think about what is best for their children and would do anything to protect them
“Should we go out tonight love”
“Oh of course lets Be Madeline McCanns parents no point checking on kids they will be fine”
by AandBarefitaf November 8, 2019
mugGet the Madeline McCanns parentsmug.

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