African War Paint

When a guy doesn't wipe his butt for a very long time, then has his gf / wife lick in between his crack causing her nose and cheeks to have brown streaks similar to African War Paint

Yeah man my wife licked my ass last night.. looked like she had on african war paint afterwards

by xx Senor Bivins xx March 9, 2010

31337 MS-Paint

The most underappreciated art in the WORLD!

Computerized art draw in a minor PC paint program such as MS-Pait

by last_Assassin January 14, 2004

paint samples

What poor kids collect in lieu of trading cards.

Homeless Shelter Attendent: Little Johnny, what did you do today?
Johnny: I traded a Deep Cyan for two B&B Yellows!
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Lowes Cashier: Damn little poor kids stole all the paint samples!

by ScarletTheHarlot February 28, 2008

vermont paint job

a vermont paint job is when you get a lap dance with a chick who didn't wipe well (aka: skid marks)

me and my buds went to this k-rad strip joint and fred got a lapdance from shirley who ended up giving him a vermont paint job... much more then what he bargained for!

by mustardplug February 15, 2005

Algonquin Cave Painting

After one shits, they than wait a day and come back to pile of skat. After skat has become semi-harden one than proceeds to draw the future or current events.

Steve: Mike why are we walking out here?

Mike: Well I took a huge shit, and as part of the Algonquin Cave Painting I need to wait a day so I can start my painting!

Steve: Oh well, I leave my first pile here than and we'll come back tomorrow than!

by ChocolateEmu September 11, 2010

Paint The Walls Pink

A phrase used when a male sees a female he would like to have sex with.

Brad: "What Do You Think About That Sexy Chick Over There?"
Craig: "I'd Paint The Walls Pink!"
Brad: "& Make Her Brown Eye Blink?"
Craig: "You Daaaaamn Skippy!"

by Bill Bixby May 16, 2005

Paint your Wagon

The act of a severe beatdown or defeat, In that normal saying aren't quite good enough to describe them.

"Dude, you better step off before i paint your wagon"
"We had an awesome group for our 3's on the court... but we got our wagon painted by those 6' pros from downtown."

by Blenny-Shoes August 5, 2009