Farts that shoot straight into the couch cushion that remain trapped there until they force their way to the surface and out of the cushion. This usually occurs when your fat ass sits on the cushion or gets up, causing air flow to push the depressed couch farts out.
by StealthMeistro November 24, 2021
A school with hella ugly girls. Hella fake ass friends. U will only find a few real friends at this school. The teacher annoyin asf. A bunch of fake bangers
“He bsf” U walk away “I hate that bitch”
🙌🏾🤟🏾👌🏾🖖🏾🖕🏾🤏🏾👌🏾🤟🏾✌🏾👏🏾👍🏾🤙🏾🤞🏾 Go home hello Mather what fo dinner crab legs really couch middle school
🙌🏾🤟🏾👌🏾🖖🏾🖕🏾🤏🏾👌🏾🤟🏾✌🏾👏🏾👍🏾🤙🏾🤞🏾 Go home hello Mather what fo dinner crab legs really couch middle school
by Ixhatexyall January 20, 2020
(n) Used in allegorical stories and anecdotes. Local legend has it the burnt-orange couch was discovered in a field somewhere in Northern Canada one summer. In the process of transporting this large burnt-orange piece of ratty furniture, it crossed several freeways on the heads of two adolescent devotees, floated gently through road-side ditch water, and ended up on the ground floor patio of a condo. There it stayed, alternately sat on, admired, and cursed, until the local authorities deemed it unfit to remain, at which point it was carried solemnly to a distant field and deposited gently among the small prairie creatures and discarded rubbish of an abandoned construction site. Rumor has it the burnt-orange couch can be seen from the road as a burnt-orange glow in a field near the northern edge of Grande Prairie, Alberta. 55°11'38.55"N, 118°48'8.06"W
"Did you see the coffee pot I found out behind work today? It's almost as good as the burnt-orange couch!" (Everyone removes hats in reverence)
by graybayou February 01, 2011
by Chris June 29, 2004
When two dudes get into a confrontation that escalates to the point that one dude makes a completely irrational decision.
Said arguer proceeds to remove all clothing except the shirt on his back and try's to put his genitalia on or around the others face by way of force.
Said arguer proceeds to remove all clothing except the shirt on his back and try's to put his genitalia on or around the others face by way of force.
"Dude, you put your ASSHOLE COVERED FINGER in my MOUTH!!!"
"Wait, what are you doing? "(alarmed)
"I CANT BELIEVE YOU PUT YOUR ASSHOLE JUICE IN MY MOUTH!!!!!!"
"Stop! Why are you mostly naked?!!"
( Arguer proceeds to try and deliver The Angry Couch Potatos on the other's face. All else are in awe of current situation)
"Wait, what are you doing? "(alarmed)
"I CANT BELIEVE YOU PUT YOUR ASSHOLE JUICE IN MY MOUTH!!!!!!"
"Stop! Why are you mostly naked?!!"
( Arguer proceeds to try and deliver The Angry Couch Potatos on the other's face. All else are in awe of current situation)
by icomefromalanddownunder June 03, 2009
Instead of saying FUCK YO COUCH, you say MUCK YO COUCH. As to not be rude and swear. The word muck comes from poker and Ricky Oneill and Ryan Stryker say it so it must be cool. So Muck your couch
by Ryan Stryker November 10, 2007
It's a metaphor. the "fuck" is metaphorical for not giving a shit, and the "your couch" is metaphorical as it is the subject that the user choses instead of the person it is being used against, thus making it clear that it is more important to the user than the recipient, and by not giving a shit about something that is more important to the user than the recipient, the user is saying that he or she less than gives a shit about about the recipient and anything they have ever said or done
by ireallyhateyoualot October 04, 2011